Odd confessions.

The Tooth Fairy sounds like a hilarious dark comedy villain.

Yeah, it does, doesn't it?

Depending on the writer's skill, I think it can either go completely horrifying or horrifying/humorous.

I'm so glad the law exists and has harsh punishments for murder or else I've had done it by now.

Extraordinaire.

I have a hard time timing that, and if I try to type those three times fast, my fingers get confused.

edited 18th Sep '14 8:14:23 AM by dRoy

I used my Latin classes to make the most witless signature in existence; which is alright because it is in Latin.

And I would love to see what would befall the world if the Tooth Fairy was given powers. Perhaps the ability to heal someone's mouth completely to rip the guy's teeth all over again

We already have bad guy tooth fairies.

Could be worse. It's only recently that I've been able to train my fingers not to transpose the last two letters of "always". Or not to hit both the T and the Y together when I only need a Y.

Yeah, but they are more of mook monsters, not a villain proper.

x4

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Is that some kind of 'Yo mama' comment?

I have no regrets

I've always wondered if the title of the movie Y Tu Mama Tambien is actually a "yo mama" joke—I mean, it literally means "and your mom, too"—but I haven't seen the movie, so I don't know.

I have and I can say it's safe a assumption.

I don't see anything wrong with eating human flesh.

The only reason why I object it is because obtaining human flesh usually involve mutilating or/and murdering a person. Eating the dead person's body too, unless it's a dire situation or a part of the dead's will, because it legally constitutes as abuse or desecration of dead human body.

edited 19th Sep '14 8:30:33 AM by dRoy

It causes serious health issues if you make a habit of it.

I should have added; I don't see anything ethically wrong with it. Just the legal and health issues.

Eh, if the person being eaten consents to it then I have no issue with it, but there are certain health issues which mean I'd avoid it unless I utterly had to.

I have nothing against people being attracted to children as long as they don't have sex with them.

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What? It's more rational than wanting to jail people just for what is essentially a mental illness.

Riiight.

Anyway, on a less controversial note,the last time I actually read through a novel was more than a year ago.

I've mentioned that Girl on girl is the turn on that sends me beyond reason, and oddly, the kind of story that revs me up the most is... specific.

Older/younger (but not by too muuuuch) where the younger one was straight, yet eventually reluctantly gives in to the older girl's advances.

Like I said; Weirdly specific.

edited 20th Sep '14 4:34:14 AM by Mrsunshinesprinkles

But also quite popular, I believe...

I fell "[...] you are so smart!" compliments are mainly insults toward the subject and speaker.

Maybe if you paid attention during class you wouldn't not understand this easy concept that was taught back in middle school. You are praising me for being an average student. That is not how praising works.

I think Dilbert was better before it became exclusively an office strip.