Odd confessions.

I have a bizarre obsession with verbosity as it pertains to the subject of verbosity itself. That is, I'm needlessly verbose when explaining either why one should or shouldn't be verbose.

This is my morning alarm sound.

My morning alarm is the Final Fantasy fanfare.

I've never sent an email.

Every time I hear someone ask a question - any question - I'm tempted to answer with "Batman." Every. Freaking. Time.

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"

"Batman."

"Order or chaos?"

"Batman."

Sometimes I buy a coffee from a gas station or someplace similar just to get a fistful of those flavored creamers. I don't even use them on coffee, I just drink them out of the plastic containers.

I have declared Tim Burton to be my archenemy.

Welcome, my friend, to our glorious legion.

Payphone throws me in a fit of unstoppable rage, because of the amount of acoustic covers played in my school, daily.

Most modern pop gets annoying after a while.

Well. I just drove for an hour with my sunglasses on.

In the dark. Forgot to take them off after the sun set.

Glad you're okay?

edited 7th Oct '12 2:33:20 AM by OhnoaBear

Yeah. I mean, I guess I would have noticed if I couldn't see anything.

Still, like forgetting to turn the lights on when driving at night it's something I'll try not to do again.

Speaking of sunglasses, I really love the song, I wear my sunglasses at night

I only wear sunglasses at night when I'm in the city, and certainly not while I'm driving.

I've recently been buying lots of memoribilia with the Royal Signals cap badge on it, as I find it acts as a sort of security blanket and reminds me who I am and what I've done.

That's more a 'pathetic confession' than an odd one, isn't it?

Ultimately Subjective is actually Elwood Blues.

You know that bio degradable stuff they used to replace styrofoam packaging? I love eating that stuff I knock it back like popcorn.

Shredded newspaper...?

packing peanuts, they are made from corn satch

Hmmm. Only ever seen polystyrene ones.

They're biodegradable starch-based alternatives that are safe to eat but probably even more tasteless than that description makes them sound.

I either tear up or straight up bawl when I hear the WoW music for Dalaran and Grizzly Hills. Little bit for Dragonblight and Howling Fjord, too.

edited 10th Oct '12 3:32:40 PM by OhnoaBear

I've come to think that God is, for some unknown reason, out to ruin every source of joy in my life.

edited 10th Oct '12 9:14:27 PM by Mort08

Then if I were you I would avoid janitors, particularly ones that look like Morgan Freeman.

edited 10th Oct '12 9:55:11 PM by UltimatelySubjective

Mort. Do yourself a huge favor and find yourself a counselor or something who you can talk to about this. Everyone here is glad to help you in any way we can, but ultimately you need someone a lot more knowledgeable than I am.