Conceptually Frameworked
"It's Dynasty Warriors, with Zelda in it. And I'm not terribly familiar with Dynasty Warriors as a series but from what I've gathered from this game it's some sort of medieval battle simulator..."
Pretty scathing 
much journalistic integrity.
I'm not clear on how he properly tested just what friendship is capable of though.
edited 9th Oct '14 6:55:02 PM by UltimatelySubjective
"Nullius addictus iurare in verba magistri, quo me cumque rapit tempestas, deferor hospes."
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Brutal. I do like how Yahtzee, whatever else you might say, is guaranteed 100% honest. Also, is that how you pronounce "dynasty"?
Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.
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It's one of those words that has different pronunciations depending on what region you're from. In some dialects/accents, the first y is short, while in others, it's long.
I've heard "din", while I go with "dye-nasty"
(V)(;,,;)(V)
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It's one of those words I only ever saw in writing. I went with the nasty dye.
Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.
Got a laugh out of Yahtzee claiming that he was "totally not bitter" that Wind Waker got snubbed in Hyrule Warriors.
Yahtzee tackles Shadow of Mordor
He really likes it.
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Huh. That's a surprise.
Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.
I wonder if he'll address how, after saying the problem with the industry is too many sequels, he attacked all the high profile new IP's that came out this year?
Wanting more original titles doesn't prevent him from disliking some of the original titles that have come out.
Some, or all?
Okay Guy
I don't see how complaining about the over-saturation of sequels means one is obligated to be satisfied with original titles.
Put me in motion, drink the potion, use the lotion, drain the ocean, cause commotion, fake devotion, entertain a notion, be Nova Scotian
It's been quite some time since I've heard him this pissed off.
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Huh. And I'd heard a lot of praise for The Evil Within.
Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.
rollin' on dubs
Yahtzee is having a case of Seinfeld Is Unfunny with the mechanics of The Evil Within and I suspect that the latest Call Of Duty: Franchise Zombie left a bad taste in his mouth.
All night at the computer, cuz people ain't that great. I keep to myself so I won't be a case on The First 48
Ave Imperator
Sequels (or in this case, spiritual sequels) which don't meaningfully build on their predecessor's gameplay (and don't have an engaging story) are something that Yahtzee really detests; from what I hear this game is basically Resident Evil 4 in terms of mechanics, and the story is nothing special, so its understandable that he'd dislike the game (which IIRC had the lead designer of Resident Evil 4 on as lead designer); no significant innovation.
Top and Bottom 5 Games of 2014, the sound-effects he chose this year were, eh... surprisingly NSFW, so beware.
The Mistress
You know... I am kinda surprised that COD was not included in his bottom five, given that it always appeared in it ever since the times of Modern Warfare 3, or was it Black Ops?
"Please crush me with your heels Esdeath-sama!
Did you know this section has a character limit?
He honestly sounded like he didn't find Advanced Warfare that bad.
They do have medals for almost, and they're called silver!
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I heard it was better than Ghosts, at any rate.
Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.
"Let's all laugh at an industry that never learns anything tee hee her~"
A corpse should be left well enough alone...