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TheStupidExclamationMark Orbs from In ur cupboard Since: Dec, 2009
Orbs
#76: Apr 7th 2010 at 12:18:30 PM

Wat.

(It doesn't help that I read "allen" as "alien"grin)

"That said, as I've mentioned before, apart from the helmet, he's not exactly bad looking, if a bit...blood-drenched." - juancarlos
SirPsychoSexy The Sensui Fan from Texas Panhandle Since: Jan, 2010
The Sensui Fan
#77: Apr 8th 2010 at 5:10:54 PM

Yeah, either way- Insane Troll Logic or extreme Cloud Cuckoolander tendencies- it still gets on my nerves.

Long story short: My mom thinks she's a Reality Warper...but she isn't.

Granted, she was The Unfavorite growing up compared to her two older brothers, and her first marriage was abusive...

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
Canondorf Since: Sep, 2009
#78: Apr 8th 2010 at 10:11:17 PM

The worst part is that if you're a dude she's saying she hates you.

SirPsychoSexy The Sensui Fan from Texas Panhandle Since: Jan, 2010
The Sensui Fan
#79: Apr 9th 2010 at 5:07:57 PM

I'm a transman, and she can't accept it.

But that's little solace for my dad or brother, who have had to put up with her crap for a while...

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
JethroQWalrustitty OG Troper from Finland Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
OG Troper
#80: Apr 11th 2010 at 1:04:57 AM

Discussing vegeterianism and veganism on antoher forum. Person A's post summarized:

In a lot of cultures V  *

is religiously required, because there's little meat there. In America there's plenty meat. So why are V's, who hate religion (?) emulating religous beliefs of other places?

Person B (straight quote):

"It's sort of like Environmentalists complaining about the killing of cows for food while at the same time complaining about Global Warming."

Do I even have to explain why these two people are idiots?

edited 11th Apr '10 1:05:19 AM by JethroQWalrustitty

the statement above is false
Canondorf Since: Sep, 2009
#81: Apr 11th 2010 at 1:57:50 AM

It's because cows eat plants, and plants are the prime contributor to pollution and global warming. Clearly.

edited 11th Apr '10 1:58:02 AM by Canondorf

JosefBugman Since: Nov, 2009
#82: Apr 11th 2010 at 2:45:30 AM

Well actually beef farming is what is causing rainforest destruction, far more than the logging industry and cows produce a great deal of methane which accounts for about (I think) 10% (probably less) of global warming gasses.

He probably think simply killing all the cows will solve this problem.

edited 11th Apr '10 2:49:30 AM by JosefBugman

Deboss I see the Awesomeness. from Awesomeville Texas Since: Aug, 2009
I see the Awesomeness.
#83: Apr 11th 2010 at 3:48:12 AM

Didn't Tuefel link something about cows helping reduce the amount of one of the more powerful green house gases?

Fight smart, not fair.
JethroQWalrustitty OG Troper from Finland Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
OG Troper
#84: Apr 11th 2010 at 4:10:14 AM

^^Which is why we should gradually downsize the industry. Keeping the demand up won't solve shit.

the statement above is false
JosefBugman Since: Nov, 2009
#85: Apr 11th 2010 at 4:15:43 AM

Its part of the reason I never eat beef.

JethroQWalrustitty OG Troper from Finland Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
OG Troper
#86: Apr 11th 2010 at 2:23:01 PM

The argument got even better. When I posted a reply, guy A complained to me that I just had to bring up religion "you know, not every topic here needs to involve religion".

Dude, what? You brought up religion yourself. It's first fucking post! Then he's angry that I got offended by his "simple question". Suummple question? By what moon logic does that question make any sense?

the statement above is false
JosefBugman Since: Nov, 2009
#87: Apr 11th 2010 at 2:25:59 PM

Because he's RIGHT, that's the logic he works off tongue

MacPhisto Tell Me A Lie... from Cloud Cuckoo Land Since: Jul, 2009
Tell Me A Lie...
#88: Apr 11th 2010 at 5:29:32 PM

don't ask me how this conversation got started, but this guy says Adolf Hitler was a "great man"

he says his only flaws were that he was a vegetarian who neither smoke nor drank

Tell Me A Lie... And Say That You Won't Go...
Deboss I see the Awesomeness. from Awesomeville Texas Since: Aug, 2009
I see the Awesomeness.
Fallingwater Since: Jan, 2001
#91: Apr 12th 2010 at 9:50:14 AM

A few days ago an otherwise smart person I just met attempted to thwart the terrible dangers of logic and rationality by insisting that holding a cell phone near me would influence the magnetism of my body, making me less able to do physical work. She tried this by pushing on my arm, first without then with the phone near me. While she did manage to move it a hell of a lot more the second time, the force exerted was entirely different, which could be easily deduced by her position as she was pushing on my arm. She insisted she'd applied the same energy. When I pointed out that a scientific experiment isn't scientific unless it uses fixed, measureable amounts of energy, she surprisingly enough didn't suggest attempting the experiment again with some sort of inanimate weight.

/me sighs

edited 12th Apr '10 9:50:39 AM by Fallingwater

JewelyJ from A state in the USA Since: Jul, 2009
#92: Apr 12th 2010 at 10:02:02 AM

This:"I'm so jealous of that person they have [assets you want] and I don't think think they have any issues

"[issue they claim to have] isn't a REAL issue"

"They have no real issues or flaws (besides things that I don't think are important enough to count) "

"Mary Sues don't have flaws and seem perfect"

"This person's life seems perfect"

"This person is a real Life Mary Sue"

"Mary Sues must DIE"

"This person must DIE"

SirPsychoSexy The Sensui Fan from Texas Panhandle Since: Jan, 2010
The Sensui Fan
GlennMagusHarvey Since: Jan, 2001
#94: Apr 12th 2010 at 3:42:08 PM

@Jewely J:

Ganon: You must DIE! *BLAM BLAM*

JewelyJ from A state in the USA Since: Jul, 2009
GlennMagusHarvey Since: Jan, 2001
#96: Apr 12th 2010 at 3:46:06 PM

Perennial villain of the Legend Of Zelda series.

The line is from the Zelda C Di Games.

edited 12th Apr '10 3:47:26 PM by GlennMagusHarvey

JewelyJ from A state in the USA Since: Jul, 2009
Miijhal Since: Jul, 2011
#98: Apr 13th 2010 at 8:05:33 AM

Real life example: I had a woman explain to me that humans weren't meant to eat meat or animal products and that humans used to live for centuries because they were vegans. Because the bible says so.

JewelyJ from A state in the USA Since: Jul, 2009
#99: Apr 13th 2010 at 9:25:25 AM

....um...What Bible were they reading?

silver2195 Since: Jan, 2001
#100: Apr 13th 2010 at 9:34:02 AM

^ The Book of Genesis. Doesn't change the fact that it's a silly arguement.

edited 13th Apr '10 9:34:27 AM by silver2195

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