Regarding mad phrenology, it's called retrophrenology
. Terry Pratchett beat you to it.
Mad Quantum Psychology: After months of simultaneously being punished and not punished, Pavlov's dog learned not to chase after Schrodinger's cat.
That last one was someone's signiture on the Darf Fortress forum, but I can't find them so I can't give them proper credit.
Consequentialism: The belief that doing the right thing makes the world a better place. Check out the Felicifa forum for more about Utilitarianism and other Consequentialist ethical theories.
Not here, look elsewhere
Mad Apology: I'M SORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'M SORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'M SORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'M SORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'M SORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'M SORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'M SORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRY
An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Mad Palillogy: I'll wreck destruction, destruction, DESTRUCTION!
Mad Papyrology: Synthesizing pages of a Death Note.
Mad Pharology: By turning the lamp Up To Eleven, you blind a ship's navigators.
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
Respect the Red Right Hand
Mad Theology: A God Am I? Yes.
I'm so sorry
Mad Scifentology
and Mad Kleptology.
If you want me, i am still here. ElTheDaze@yahoo.com
Definitions?
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
I'm so sorry
oh i have no idea what either of them are, the first one is an obscure music refrence and the second one sounds like "kleptomaniac" so i guess it's about collecting stuff.
If you want me, i am still here. ElTheDaze@yahoo.com
Well, the point of the game is to look them up and make them MAD! 
Ghosts' Poet
Mad Cronology: So, Napoleon wrote in his diary during Medieval Times, right?
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Kori Dómtlandsson
Mad Thanatology: The Omnicidal Maniac's preferred field of study.
edited 20th Jul '10 6:43:59 PM by RTHSFF
"Meet 18th century English gentlewoman Kimiko Achmadsdottir and her brother-in-law Wladyslaw bin Vivianus." - annebeeche
Mad Phonology: The Great Vowel Shift was only a test run...
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
Mad Cartography: Patchwork Map taken Beyond the Impossible.
Mad Geochemistry: Making a vinegar and baking soda volcano. No, not a model.
Mad Computational Complexity Theory: Devising an O(1/N) algorithm.
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
Just Plain Cute
Mad Skronkology - When The Warrior goes even more insane
Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it.
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
Mad Eschatology - WE WILL ENGINEER THE ANTI-CHRIST, DESTROYER OF WORLDS
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
Lurker
Mad Scientology: No change from what it is now.
edited 31st Oct '09 8:42:38 PM by iamathousandapples
"I could eat a knob at night" - Karl Pilkington