that was no haiku
you are now disqualified
prepare for the end
edited 28th Mar '17 6:24:18 AM by Saiga
Power levels rise
Numbers grow to silly heights
New Super Saiyan
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
(3) Sh't, yeah, I f'cked up. Game over. No more haikus. Everyone go home.
Bullsh't. Their filler is great. You just can't see the forest for the trees.
edited 28th Mar '17 6:46:27 AM by Soble
I'M MR. MEESEEKS, LOOK AT ME!
Unreasonably Quirky
Hey guys, what'd I miss?
I missed a haiku session?!
Damn it, damn it all!
I love to learn, I love to yearn, and most of all... I love to make money.
Court Dragon
Toei arguments
Make us all lose perspective
It's snowing on Mount Fuji
The problem with them, Toei, I mean, is they just can't keep their facts straight.
Certainly not like Toriyama, master of consistency, can.
edited 28th Mar '17 6:53:01 AM by Soble
I'M MR. MEESEEKS, LOOK AT ME!
Oh boo, someone beat me to it.
That Toriyama himself might not be the best at maintaining consistency doesn't change that Toei is far worse at it than him.
Leader of the Holey Brotherhood
Oh stop. You know what? I know you're just joking, but I'm kinda sick of the Toei bashing, accurate or not.
I'm damn near ready to defend them on pure principle.
Plus Haikus are dumb
And this joke went on too long
So I will kill it.
Ha! Joke ruined! You're welcome!
edited 28th Mar '17 11:41:26 AM by HandsomeRob
One Strip! One Strip!
Queen of Good Things, Honest
The joke is alive / Comedy always endures / The party-pooper
edited 28th Mar '17 10:44:05 AM by TobiasDrake
My Tumblr. Currently liveblogging Haruhi Suzumiya and revisiting Danganronpa V3.
Leader of the Holey Brotherhood
I will poop the hell out of this party!
Poop the hell out of it!
...
You all know what I mean.
One Strip! One Strip!
Handsome Rob's failure
Haiku jokes will soon measure
Over nine thousand
Leader of the Holey Brotherhood
Not really a lord of anything
Wait, are these haikus?
Is this what we're doing now?
It's all Toei's fault.
edited 28th Mar '17 11:40:27 AM by LordVatek
This song needs more love.
How did this start?
Some people got incredibly salty about minor scenes, and decided to express that pretentiously.
I'm sorry Tien, but I must go all out.
We doing Haikus?
Count PMC the fuck in.
It's flaming on Mt. Frypan.
Goku's power pole
Extends to the horizon
Bow chikka wow wow
Humorless jerkfaces
See no value in haiku
They will not be missed
Snow Ghost
Context doesn't help randomness...
This is just happening.
All because of a rock thrown at an SSJ...
YO. Rules of the Internet 45. Rule 45 is a lie.
I didn't know we were doing haikus.
Unreasonably Quirky
Wait, I started this?
Snow Ghost
Probably...
YO. Rules of the Internet 45. Rule 45 is a lie.
Like kittens need air. Toei is great at making fight scenes. See, non-believers
?
EDIT: Ffffffuuuu-
edited 28th Mar '17 6:47:53 AM by Soble
I'M MR. MEESEEKS, LOOK AT ME!