Oh My
Kill: You Manaka from Rape Lay because oh my god that fucking voice...
Sex: Your corpse Uh...? Hmm...Leomon
Marry: I am fond of your corpse That owl that guards the library in Avatar. It would be a marriage solely so I could look at his crap. I have no interest in marriage really.
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Psst. You didn't read the rules. You choose from the previous post's choices, then post three choices of your own for the next poster to choose
Megaman, Kanye West, Patrick Stump.
I see Aon is fond of my corpse. And my corpse is fond of her... I suddenly am afraid for my life.
Kill : Kanye West
Sex : Megaman
Marry : Patrick Stump, whoever he may be
Shigeru Miyamoto, Bill Gates , Barack Obama
Kill: Bill Gates
Sex: Barack Obama
Marry: Shigeru Miyamoto
Me, you, them.
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Sex me, marry you, kill them. Nathan Drake, Harry Potter, Wolverine
edited 13th Sep '10 1:57:53 AM by tendollarlameo
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Sex Wolverine, marry Nathan Drake, kill Harry Potter.
Harry Mason, James Sunderland, Henry Townshend.
Like the night my girl went away, gone off in a world filled with stuff
Sex : James Sunderland
Marry : Harry Mason
Kill : Henry Townshend
Kanye West, Taylor Swift, Beyonce
Problem?
Sex: Beyonce.
Marry: Taylor Swift.
Kill: Kanye West.
Shiki Tohno/Nanaya, Shirou Emiya, Shiki Ryougi
Last Defense Line.
Sex : Shiki Tohno/Nanaya Just to see who wins between his famous Tohno gland and my certified awesomeness.
Marry : Shiki Ryougi
Kill : Shirou Emiya
Mario, Luigi, Peach
Sex Luigi, marry Peach, kill Mario.
Ninjas, hippos, pirates.
the dice are loaded, the deck is stacked, the game itself will hold you back
Sex ninjas
Marry pirates
Kill hippos
Darth Vader, Darth Sion, Darth Maul
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Oh god this is HORRIBLE. Sex Darth Maul, Marry Darth Vader, Kill Darth Sion. Kesha, Katy Perry, Lady Ga Ga
Sex Katy Perry, marry Lady Gaga, kill Ke$ha (although I don't particularly hate her music).
Miku Hatsune, Rin Kagamine, Len Kagamine.
the dice are loaded, the deck is stacked, the game itself will hold you back
Sex : Miku Hatsune
Marry : Rin Kagamine
Kill : Len Kagamine (nothing against the guy, mind you, I just had to choose someone for the spot)
W, U, E 
Go away.
Fuck U, Marry E, Sex W.
Roland Deschain, Tiger Woods, Geert Wilders.
Always touching and looking. Piss off.
Funny story, a film crew I was working with once came up with a variant of this, "Kill, Sex, Murray," where the options were "Who would you kill, who would you have sex with, and who would you have shackled to me for the rest of their life?" But that's neither here nor there.
Anyway...
Kill Geert Wilders (just like Pim Fortuyn before him)
Fuck Tiger Woods (why not?)
Marry Roland Deschain
Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilley, and Rush Limbaugh
edited 13th Sep '10 9:14:32 AM by SeanMurrayI
Fractally long
Uh....kill Limbaugh, sex Beck, marry O'Reilly. Marrying O'Reilly actually sounds like a bit of a relief compared to doing anything with Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh.
The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker.
It Just Bugs Me
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Sex the candlestick maker because, well, kinky.
Marry the baker because I love baked sweets.
Kill the butcher and steal his awesome meat cleaver.
Like the night my girl went away, gone off in a world filled with stuff
Marry Darcy, Sex Heathcliff ('cuz he has a cool name) and kill Rochester.
Another green world.
Sex Sokka, marry Ty Lee, kill Azula.
Kill Daxter, Sex Crash, Marry Spyro.
Kill, Sex, Marry: Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, John Adams.
Dumbo
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Sex God (hey, Mary must have done it too), marry Tina Fey (she's all sorts of awesome), kill Joseph Smith.
Gil Grissom, Horatio Caine, Mac Taylor
Like the night my girl went away, gone off in a world filled with stuff
I'm surprised this hasn't been made already. In this game, you post three characters or celebrities. The person below you must then choose which of the choices they would kill, sex, and marry, and then post three characters or celebrities, and so on and so on. So I'll start us off. Ryan Reynolds, Neil Patrick Harris, Chace Crawford.