I Read That As: The Forum Version

Hiromu Arakawa's "Silver Spoon" -> Homura Akemi's "Silver Spoon"

Dolphin-Safe Tuna —> Dolphin-Safe Trivia

I didn't know I needed to be assured that a trivia night wouldn't harm dolphins.

On the caller ID at work:

Krumpos —> Krampus

Your avatar analyzes the above trope. -> Your avatar paralyzes the above trope.

i call dibs on the Vriska joke Ozbourne is about to make. I'm not funny, so there will be no Vriska jokes. (Unless ozzy follows the thread and lurks until The Woobie is the trope)

edited 20th Dec '15 6:57:34 PM by SmartGirl333

I misread Lisia's name the first time I saw it during the bit in Slateport as Lisa.

edited 26th Dec '15 4:48:45 PM by MoreFace

In the url bar:

i1.ruliweb.daumcdn.net —>
i1.ruliweb.dankmeme.net

Why do people keep reading Poketch as Poketech!?

Why can't it just be called the Poké Watch?

"shitloads of sand" —> "shitodos of sand"

On a storefront window:

Caffe' Nero —> Caffe' Nerd

The logo was in all caps, and the font sort of made the "O" look like it could be a "D". I was sort of imagining an Italian-style coffee house catering to nerds.

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On Invisible Streaker:

The Big Knights + Courage the Cowardly Dog = Clifford the Big Red Dog

edited 6th Jan '16 10:18:18 PM by TroperNo9001

"Murder" —> "Mulder"

I must have X-Files on the brain today.

Homestuck Hangout! —> Homestuck Blackout!

I just misread "Sperm Whale" as "Space Whale".

But more interestingly, in a convo about Big Hero 6: I read "I wonder why that teacher has so much screentime and hates that CEO" to "...and craves that mineral". Brain, that meme is like 2 years old.

Unrelated: You have no idea how happy I am to know Mike K is still providing his wonderful posts on this thread.

TWO DAYS LATER EDIT: On a Disney Infinity load screen:

"Vary your attacks" became "Vape your attacks". We get it, you Vape...

edited 13th Jan '16 9:36:18 PM by Pirka

Weird dreams + Weird names for children = Weird dreams for children

Um...

"Fawful's Castle Garden in Bowser's Inside Story sounds strangely similar to Ganon's theme." —> "Fawful's Castle Garden in Bowser's Inside Story sounds strangely similar to Gaston's theme."

NOOOOO

OOOOOONE'S

QUICK AS FAWFUL...

No one's sick as Fawful! No one messes up grammar as bad as Fawful!

I forget the R in Pirka a bit.

Yeh.

Also: Hot off the (Hollywood) presses becomes Hot (not Hollywood) please.

While browsing sales posts on a My Little Pony collector site...

Parasol —> Parasoul

While looking at a website about Madonna: "MDNA" —> "MIDNA"

Twilight has the power to push your darkness back! —> Twilight has the power of rock and roll!