The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
Coding/Programming -> Rodent Programming.
Seriously, I have no idea.
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
Stick of the Fallen
Batman/Superman + Sharknado = Batman vs Sharknado
The awesomeness of this could never exist, sadly, unless Bruce pissed off Orin.
"Oh great! Let's pile up all the useless cats and hope a tree falls on them!"
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On a sign in front of a restaurant, advertising their buffet:
Now More Variety! —> No More Variety!
I was sort of imagining their customers were complaining about too many options, so they got rid of everything else and filled the whole buffet table with just, say, lettuce.
Until further notice
"Do I have grounds for a formal complaint against the popo?" -> "Do I have grounds for a formal complaint against the pope?" (Sorry, Tomoe.)
edited 26th Apr '14 9:58:58 PM by Pyrite
Not a substitute for a formal medical consultation.
Part-Time Omen of Death
In the Roleplaying forum: "City of Weirdos" —> "City of Wendingos"
Stupid doomed timeline...
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Orkin —> Orokin
Why.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
hiya, the name's scout.
"Weird Dreams" —-> "Wet Dreams"
EVERY TIME.
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Heh heh heh.
hiya, the name's scout.
It happens every single time, though!
You Have Become The Above User's Avatar —-> Your Head Has Become The Above Avatar
I remember reading this as: Your Head Has Become The Above User's Asshole. 
I don't wanna know what was in my head that day...
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no
The best Icelandic vexilologist nerd sprinter.
s1spindashrom (Sonic 1 Spindash ROM) -> s1spindashroom (Sonic 1: Spin Da Shroom)
.. / .- — / .- - .... . .. ... -
Title of a fanfic:
Pet Pervert —-> Pet Pete It
What the hell, brain.
The best Icelandic vexilologist nerd sprinter.
edited 2nd May '14 1:32:29 PM by GreyFinndal
.. / .- — / .- - .... . .. ... -
Part-Time Omen of Death
"Die Hard with a Vengeance" —> "Die Hard with a Vagina"
How did I even.
Stupid doomed timeline...
hiya, the name's scout.
Hey, you never know.
Maybe a crude way of describing a version where John McClane has been gender-flipped? Better than Die Hard On A Vagina at any rate.
I don't know if I've mentioned it, but I keep thinking the Single Tropers Club is the Singing Tropers Club.
A friend's facebook status:
date night —> Dalek night.
edited 2nd May '14 5:06:08 PM by MikeK
hiya, the name's scout.
Dalek night? Can I come?
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If you want to be EXTERMINATEd.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
hiya, the name's scout.
I'll dress up as a Dalek.
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EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
The best Icelandic vexilologist nerd sprinter.
Meaning Of Life -> Game Of Life
.. / .- — / .- - .... . .. ... -
{Saso Dei} Mythical Blondes; Cold Hearted Killers —-> (Saso Dei) Mythical Blenders; Cold Heated Kittens
Sounds a hell of a lot like Cloudcuckooland to me.
edited 4th May '14 6:45:45 PM by IchigoPockyChama
Shut up!
Headline: "Is Kate Middleton Pregnant Again?" as "Is Tom Hiddleston Pregnant Again?"
Fear is a superpower.
ROM
-> Ram
.. / .- — / .- - .... . .. ... -