I Read That As: The Forum Version

Well, not really, but diabetes might be a problem...

While i agree that it is somewhat annoying to see ponies everywhere, I must say that allegation is going too far!

edited 16th Mar '12 9:54:55 AM by dontcallmewave

Not on this forum, but I somehow just managed to read "Holy Dove" as "Holy Dave".

"Does Soda cause cancer?" -> "Does SOPA cause cancer?"

"Mall Fight" -> "Mail Fight"

edited 17th Mar '12 9:31:56 AM by ACrackInTime

I just read Bobby G as Bobby Q, then got hungry.

"Epic Oneliners and Badass Boasts" -> "Epic Eyeliners and Badass Boasts"

"Epic Eyeliners and Badass Boasts" —> "Epic Eyeliners and Badass Boats"

Memes you actually like -> Mimes you actually like

"Is it seen as a bad thing for guys to turn down sex?" + "Last music you acquired" = "Last sex you acquired"

"When I was a net noob" —> "When I was a netbook"

"Man sues wife for being ugly" —> "Man sues wife for being gay"

I keep reading that as:

metamorphosed into

A true question for the ages. I imagine, though, that since he's such a swell guy that they'd all get along swimmingly.

The worst part is that although I could clearly see it was "Khans" I still read it as "Kharns".

Kuwait in Kazakh anthem fail -> Kawaii anthem fail

Character Resort —> Character Report

What are you eating? + The Cooking Thread —> The Cock-Eating Thread

I thought the mods finally locked that thread months ago...

Trigger warning-> Tigger warning

Random Kingdom Hearts Community Thread -> Random Kingdom Hearts Communism Thread

I am not saying she's a balanced individual, but she didn't fucked people's up for the heck of it. —> I am not saying she's a balanced individual, but she didn't fuck people's neck.

In OTC:

Is it seen as a bad thing for a guy to turn down sex? + Madness in Mali -> Is it seen as a bad thing for a guy to turn down sex in Mali?

I just put up this band recruiting ad... wish me luck. -> I just put up this band recruiting ad... what the fuck.

Also:

Gush About Tropers You Like + My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic = Gush About Ponies

edited 28th Mar '12 3:28:35 PM by MikeK

"Billions of Habitable Planets" —> "Billions of Habitable Parents"

Also in an email: "Alternative Pain Treatments" —> "Alternian Pain Treatments"

"There does exist a desert in Japan." -> "There does not exist a Japan."

I rarely listen to music that doesn't genrebend severely. -> I rarely listen to music that doesn't genderbend severely.

I was trying to imagine how that'd work out - Maybe Inane would listen exclusively to cover songs that avert The Cover Changes the Gender?

edited 30th Mar '12 11:07:15 PM by MikeK

A Beautiful Thread for the Beautiful Game + Survey Question: Opposite Sex Clone —> A Beautiful Survey Question for the Opposite Game

Should we get rid of pennies? - Should we get rid of penises?

Bobcat - Boobcat

And the newest Homestuck update: BRAKABRAKABRAKA as BAKABAKABAKA.