Corrupt-a-wish.

Granted, but it also requires the perfect pc, which never crashes.

You die from hemorrhage due to diabetes after accidentally biting your lip.

I wish Nagaru Tanigawa would support Suzumiya Haruhi No Seitenkan

edited 9th Dec '09 6:51:08 AM by SilverBlack

You don't know what that is though.

I wish for fire.

Granted. You're on fire.

I wish Haven posted here more.

I forgot a pothole thar

Now all he does in life is post here.

I wish I were taller.

Granted.

You keep on hitting your head on doorways.

Going back to the Megami Tensei wish, I wish I had an Atma from Digital Devil Saga, that I would not have to resort to cannibalism to control it, and that I am not killed or eaten myself.

edited 9th Dec '09 6:58:53 AM by Leliel

Your height now surpasses the earth's atmosphere. you die from asphixiation.

I wish david armand was my father

You grow 50 feet. You are killed by somebody who mistakes you for a monster.

I wish that I stopped posting at the same time as somebody else. And that I remember to come up with a wish before I hit "send".

edited 9th Dec '09 6:59:40 AM by Daionus the 23rd

I wish the above poster had posted a wish.

edited 9th Dec '09 6:58:58 AM by The Jackal

Granted. ... ... ...What?

I wish The other wish above was corrupted to preserve order.

Granted. You have to post twice.

I wish for three more wishes.

Granted.

All those wishes are rendered invalidated.

Going back to the Megami Tensei wish, I wish I had an Atma from Digital Devil Saga, that I would not have to resort to cannibalism to control it, and that I am not killed or eaten myself.

edited 9th Dec '09 7:01:48 AM by Leliel

It's still within your DS.

I wish I were a Henshin Hero.

Wish denied, Daionus. Your wish tries to defy the natural order of this thread, and having said that, you are set on fire.

But your powers suck

I wish this thread would go on til the end o' time

edited 9th Dec '09 7:03:30 AM by SilverBlack

Everyone posting in it is now as immortal (and bored) as I am, and you can do nothing else but wish and corrupt wishes for eternity.

I wish I had something interesting and non-painful to do and that being un-bored for a while would not cost me my immortality.

You get un-bored. sadly you don't remember TV Tropes anymore.

I wish I were a better singer.

that'd be fun

You are my second victim to be bestowed with this! AHAhAhaHAhaHA! Orgasm, FOREVER!!! AHAhAhaHAhaHA!

kinkajou- Sadly, you don't know any song. go sing doremi, FOREVER! AHAhAhaHAhaHA!

I wish Iwasn't so mentally unstable

edited 9th Dec '09 7:57:19 AM by SilverBlack

Granted, your upper spine and brain stem are now perfectly rigid, preventing any and all shifting of the brain. Of course, the moment fall down or get into a fender-bender, your brain stem snaps and kills you instantly.

I wish for Heimdal's horn.

edited 9th Dec '09 7:55:36 AM by darnpenguin

It does nothing.

I wish for Dual Wielding.

You now dual wield popsicle sticks

I wish to get rid of this sudden anorexia. I wanna eat, dammit!

You binge and your anorexia turns into bulimia.

I wish for three more wishes.

Those wishes will be rendered invalid, says Leliel

I wish for a normal appetite, please.

You can't find anything to eat.

I wish for a cheesesteak sandwich.

Silver Black eats it.

I wish for this post not to be posted at the same time as Silver Black's.

I go back in time to kill you before you post, and post your post a second later than mine... and thank you for the sandwich.

Dammit, still so hungry... IRL

I wish David Armand was my father postpone that.

I wish to get rid of this currently-growing 2cm long, 5mm wide sore on my lower lip which contributes to my sudden anorexia. psych

I wish David Armand was my father

edited 9th Dec '09 9:01:14 AM by SilverBlack

It moves to both lips.

unfortunately...

I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties 4 thumbs down

edited 9th Dec '09 10:47:31 AM by wanderlustwarrior