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I wish there's an extra weekend each week.
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"Granted, it becomes it's own week, and employers everywhere quickly exploit that fact.
I wish be in a Black Comedy where Death Is Cheap and painless.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.Granted, but you never die in it, you just get hurt a lot.
I wish to encounter and catch a shiny pokémon.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic ColoursGranted. The moment you catch it, your system's battery runs out, so you don't get to save with it caught.
I wish to have just made the wish that would most benefit me right now.
Granted. The benefit backfires on you three episodes later.
I wish to know the appeal of professional wrestling.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Granted. You Go Mad from the Revelation.
I wish for the biggest pizza in the world.
It's twice the size of the country you live in. Millions of people are crushed beneath it.
I wish to reverse time and wish for infinite battery before I made that last wish.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic ColoursGranted, you get that battery but your game spontaneously combusts and you never are able to get Shiny Pokemon again, even via trading or cheating. Also, the police arrest you for starting a fire and you are put in jail for 10 lifetimes.
I wish to actually have motivation to work on my creations.
edited 2nd Aug '15 11:58:47 AM by KingFeraligatr
Hail to the King of Feraligatrs! Shameless advertisingGranted. You have plenty of motivation, but now you have permanent writer's block.
I wish I didn't have this rash.
Granted. You have ceased all rash behavior.
I wish I could do my summer assignments faster.
It's been 3000 years…Granted. You now have nothing to do for the rest of the summer.
I wish I had a bottle of Brain Bleach.
Somebody once told me the world was macaroni, I took a bite out of a treeTurns out bleaching your brain is pretty fucking dangerous. Who would've thought?
I wish for a hug.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic ColoursGranted. It's from a boa constrictor!
I wish for nothing, because I'm happy with what I have.
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"You lose everything you have. You now have nothing.
I wish for some snake repellant.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic ColoursGranted. It only repels Sea Snakes.
I wish I was a unicorn.
Somebody once told me the world was macaroni, I took a bite out of a treeGranted. To regain human form, you will have to travel 2000 miles, on foot, to the Well of Humanity. You have three months to reach it before it dries up.
I wish that the Wii U was the game console with the most third-party support this generation.
edited 5th Aug '15 9:49:03 AM by lewattoo
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"It gets support from all the shitty third party companies.
I wish for some good games.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic ColoursGranted. They're not really your cup of tea, though.
I wish that my dog was better behaved.
There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.Granted. Your dog now speaks and conforms to human rules of etiquette. Some shady people break in in the middle of the night and steal your now-anomalous dog for research purposes. Your dog's behavior has creeped out your friends as well, who now avoid you.
I wish to be able to travel between this world and all fictional universes at will.
You accidentally gain the attention of a Cosmic Horror that travels back to this reality and ravages it
I wish I was a saiyan
This shall be my true, Start of Darknessgranted, you get sent back in time to the moment when planet vegeta got blown up, and youre on the planet vegeta, so you die
i wish for a cassete of my favorite songs
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!The cassette doesn't actually work
Complete and total omnipotence with no draw backs or catches
This shall be my true, Start of Darknessgranted, but you arent have omniscient and you havent activated your immortality, allowing me to disintegrate you before you do, you die
i wish for a game called chronic the hedgeblog
edited 5th Aug '15 3:51:16 PM by Alucart23
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!It's So Bad Its Horrible, though.
I wish to live in an ideal world that doesn't taste like diabetes.
edited 5th Aug '15 6:38:08 PM by TroperNo9001
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
Granted, but they're poisonous.
I wish I never made a wish on this thread.