Corrupt-a-wish.

Granted you have everything you ever wanted ..... when you were a baby

I wish that death

Granted. You are now dead. However, you remain conscious within your body, unable to move or talk, forced to exist underground in a coffin forever.

I wish I had infinite lives

You just wished that. Okay, okay. Granted. You are now Deader than Dead.

I wish I had more friends.

EDIT: damn,

edited 20th Apr '15 5:41:57 PM by LinkToTheFuture

The word that is now dead.

You now have a gaggle of False Friends, who abuse your friendship and laugh at you behind your back.

I wish the dress code at work let me dye my hair and wear lipstick to match.

edited 20th Apr '15 5:06:02 PM by Bisected8

Granted! Unfortunately it now also mandates that you must also wear a most uncomfortable and very unpleasant looking uniform. These uniforms also smell faintly of cheese of quite low quality but malodorous pungency.

I wish I had the shiny emerald forum badge. Shiny emeralds are ever so pretty, even virtual ones.

Wish Granted!!!!! However having a badge on T Vtropes is now a bannable offense you are among the first to be banned

I wish that i die a horrible painful death

Granted. It won't take effect right now, but many years later, when you don't expect it.

I wish people stopped wishing to die.

Wish Granted!!! but then they start wishing to be tortured

I wish that dragons

Granted. There are dragons, somewhere.

I wish people would speak in full sentences.

Your wish is granted however as this is the corrupt a wish game there are is an unwanted consequence attached to the wish which you may or may not have foreseen. The consequence attached to this wish is that while people now speak in full sentences they also speak in long and overly verbose monologues. Depending on your preferences towards different mannerisms of communication and general disposition this may be rather frustrating to you, hence the wish is corrupted. Additionally as you specified speach in your wish written communication such as forum posts may still not utilise full sentences although some people may still utilise trite and overly verbose monologues in written communication.

I wish I had a throne made of crystal that could levitate at will, carrying me where I wished to go.

edited 20th Apr '15 9:38:49 PM by Laithelryn

Your wish is granted. Sentences take much longer to make. You are a monster for doing that.

You can't stop yourself from hitting anyone in the way.

I wish that the mafia were not criminals.

edited 20th Apr '15 6:07:54 PM by Weirdguy149

Granted. You are now stuck to that throne for the rest of your life.

I wish that people would stop trying too hard to become popular

Granted. Everyone tries hard to be unpopular, and no one ever goes out again.

I wish I had ice cream in front of me.

Wish granted, unfortunately it melted before you could enjoy it.

I wish to be successful at school.

Granted, but no one will hire you for being overspecialized.

I wish for more pancakes.

Wish Granted!!! Giant Pancakes now fall from space.... with enouth force to destroy the world

I wish Dragons Aparently im now ninja cow?

edited 20th Apr '15 9:36:11 PM by MooGoesCow21

Granted. A torrent of pancakes falls down around you, causing you to suffocate.

Granted. A dragon appears and eats you because he's fed up with you making half-formed wishes.

I wish I had a gaming laptop with 200 hours of battery life.

edited 20th Apr '15 9:35:28 PM by lewattoo

Granted, but you can't recharge it.

I wish for parenting to be portrayed positively in media, fiction, and pop culture.

Granted. Everyone stops parenting as a result, though.

I wish 777 wishes.

Granted. However, you can only wish for misfortune.

I wish I wasn't so tired right now.

Granted. You are injected with so much caffeine that it's impossible for you to go to sleep for five days, after which you end up sleeping for three days and missing lots of important things on your schedule.

I wish they served that tasty almond-based cheese substitute in my college's cafeteria.

edited 21st Apr '15 2:00:30 PM by lewattoo

It's now the only thing they serve. And no bringing your own lunch.

I wish for infinite power.

Granted. You have infinite power, but it breaks your mind.

I wish that I never needed to do homework.

Granted!!!! you now have no Homework BUT....... teachers still give out quizes about that nonexistent homework and because you have not practiced you get a f- on everything

I wish dragon

That's nice.

I wish my new Certificates of Deposit would show up with the rest of my bank accounts on my bank website so I could accurately line up all my finances.

And you are supposed to make wishes, not just post nonsensical sentence fragments and then repeat them over and over... You're also not supposed to make completely non-game posts, so I guess we're all breaking the rules. :|

edited 21st Apr '15 3:26:43 PM by SolipSchism