ITT: We are Mooks.

-see's what strigon did-

YOU HURT BLARGY!!

-charges at strigon with matches- GRAAAAAA!!

edited 13th Dec '10 12:51:22 PM by queenofdarkness

"I'm okay!"

-shakes off the electricity, and swings again-

I dodge yet again and shoot at Queen's leg and kick blargy on the face.

-clangs loudly, but grabs Strigon's leg while he's recovering to hold him in place for its next slash-

"Blarg, bitch!"

I Block the blade with my hand, which clangs and is eventually revealed as one that's robotic.

"You honestly thought that I wouldn't test my creations on my self first?!"

The hand projects a fatal current of electricity.

-isn't affected nearly as much as a human would be due to being made of metal, though its wig spikes even more than usual-

"BLARG, DAMMIT!"

-suplexes Strigon using his captured leg-

I get slammed but I kick my self free then punch him HARD on the face, my cyborg hand having much more strength than an organic one.

-blocks with BFS, but is sent staggering back-

I follow up with a ferocious flurry of punches and kicks.

"MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!!!!"

edited 14th Dec '10 9:51:31 AM by Strigon

-turns its stagger into a full-out retreat, waiting for Strigon to wear himself out-

I like the "suplexed by a filing cabinet" stunt I just pulled. Incidentally... wouldn't it be a bad idea to electrocute a metallic monster that's CURRENTLY GRABBING YOU? I'd expect that to do more damage to you than it.

-sets strigon on fire-

MELT EVIL ROBOT!

-emerges from the bar-

Hey guys! I love you all!

-takes alcahol from crack and throws mocolatives at strigon-

-is oblivious to lack of alcohol-

So Queenie... How are you this fine day?

Bad..trying to kill strigon right now.

It's really hard to take over the world if we keep fighting amongst ourselves, guys!

I keep dodging but then I jump into a hole and wait it out.

-see's hole-

YOUR NOT GETTING AWAY!

-jumps in hole-

FIGHT COWARD!

Queen gets impaled by a plasma blade, From a cloaked Cyborg.

"It's called tactics."

-is impaled in left arm and sets cyborg on fire to melt-

Why are you going to kill us mooks?

What will you gain from replacing us with cyborgs?

Do you know that will do nothing to the hero?

edited 16th Dec '10 12:12:44 PM by queenofdarkness

"The Hero? Humph. Without the support of the masses, The Hero will no longer be needed in this world. I simply wish to destroy this corrupt, worthless society of parasites and replace it with an Ideal world where everyone gets what they deserve."

I shoot Queen's leg.

"And besides, You were the ones who betrayed me in the first place."

edited 17th Dec '10 3:24:30 AM by Strigon

I back stabed him......

-spawns-

   STOP OR I'LL TICKLE YOUR MASSIVE HP BAR WITH MY GATLING BB GUN   

• enters with a lolipop in his mouth*

Hi guys, I'm new here. Heard the Health Insurance here was good Am I right?

"What health insurance?"

-lunges at Strigon again-