We are all Yandere's!

-Politely presses the elevator button-

Wow the securerity is realy light. I guess they didn't have time to hire new ones after we killed them all.

-Elevator opens. There is another gaurd inside.-

Darn it!

-Shoots him.-

edited 4th Nov '10 12:51:09 PM by Liisiko

-Yelling-

GOLDY! You can not hide from our love! GOLDY!

-Steps inside elevator around gaurd-

Maybe he's on the second floor. Let's go, honey bear!

That sounds like a good idea Dear.

Elevator music is so relaxing.

Blood of secretary? -holds out blood stained knife-

-Door opens-

Okay, lets check this floor! Please try not to kill anyone unless you absolutely have to! We don't want to make any more commotion than we already have!

-Licks I Love Dogs knife-

Thanks. If it makes you happy I guess we can keep it quiet.

Goldy-gold! Come out!

G-g-g-oldy...? Are you in here?    I can smell your presence... it smells like fear...    P-p-please come out to play...    or I will violently mutilate you!   

edited 4th Nov '10 6:41:48 PM by AwesomeZombie22

We went to all this trouble to go back for you because we Love You it would be a shame if you didn't come out.

I think he's this way! -goes that way-

-Follows-

Oh not again.

-The hall is filled with secuerity gaurds.-

Could you please run away? I promised one of my loves that I wouldn't go on a bloody rampage here. No? Okay then. Sorry but I have to kill you all.

Tidal Wave! I'm sorry, but we're going to have to brutally murder people!

W-w-w-what!? I can't kill anyone!    Or maybe I can! HYARRG!   

(Dual-wields Katanas and spins around, senselessly killing many people)

*Hails taxi a mile away, having had run from the building hours ago*

G-g-g-goldy!?    YOU WERE WITHIN A FIFTY MILE RADIUS OF A WOMAN OTHER THAN ME! HYAAAA!!!   

He's gone. Gone.

*Reaches an airport and orders a ticket to a random country, plane is surprisingly early*

No... NO!    I will not give up Goldy! I WILL SEARCH THE UNIVERSE FOR YOU, GOLDY! YOU WILL BOW BEFORE ME!   

edited 5th Nov '10 8:31:50 PM by AwesomeZombie22

So, I saw you talking with that one female friend of yours earlier. I believe it is in both of our best interests if she was no longer a part of your life, so I TOOK CARE of her for you. No need to thank me, honestly...

^OH NO YOU DIDN'T BITCH

(double post)

edited 5th Nov '10 9:04:50 PM by Ossan

Now we'll be together forever...

*Takes out phoenixor's head from a sack*

-Pulls rest of self out of sack* Did you have to stuff me in there? I told you I had enough money to buy two plane tickets, you know.

Hax.

Mine was hax too.

I didn't want to pay. Plus, that is your fate. [evilgrin]

Goldy...He left...Us? He...left...ME!?!

-Brutally stabs security guard-

How dare he try to escape from our love! He will PAY!

But first...Whose still up for Vegas?!?!