Something something smithy
Burned to a crisp.
Something something Arena.
30% Petrify
Head split in two by that hatchet's, er, hand.
Big Grah
Smashed by his giant hammer.
Fus Ro Dah'd.
Lovely Legilimens
Strangled by his tentacles.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
Stabbed by the horn.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Something something smithy
Hipstered to death
Something something Arena.
Hatcheted Shot.
Tief girl with eartude
Left to die of exposure in the desert.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Annoyed Mode: ON
Pummeled.
Something something smithy
Killed to death.
Something something Arena.
His axe ends up lodged in my head.
The thing with the red gold crown.
Killed by one of the aliens Loki brings to New York.
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
Corrupted and used until I get killed by enemies.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
420$ one meter tall plush goth battleship
She dunks my head underwater until I drown.
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
Blasted to smithereens.
"Hey, you know what would be really cool?" "What?" "You should so skydive off of Stark tower." "Y'know what, sure. It'll give me something interesting to do."
*SPLAT*
"Just, remember to take a parachute next time."
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
The thing with the red gold crown.
He ate my universe and me.
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Something something smithy
He corrupts me.
Something something Arena.
Cursed with bad timing and hiatuses
He kills me with his voice
My son is a dumbass
shot (probably)
Mauled to death.
And he-aar, in the lair of the magical beast Loki, I am about to be stabbed majestically by the spear of the magical beast Loki. (STAB)
I get stabbed to death by his spear.
Annoyed Mode: ON
Don't you dare dele- *deleted*
crushed