Umm, sir. I got 100% on this last test and I answered "penis" for every question. How can this be remotely possible?
edited 26th Oct '10 9:53:27 PM by WartysNeryon
Defiler of Shops
Well, you see, the 1 is in P, + the 1 is in E and so on and so on for the first question.
Soul is ugly.
Er, sir, what is the meaning of the universe? I'd just fudged my pen again and what does Black holes got to do with the unverse?
In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
Sir, may I be excused to pull the firealar- I mean, use the bathroom?
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Defiler of Shops
Well, the meaning of the universe is restrooms, so you may certainly go. Also, black holes are like wormholes but they are emo. Emos go to the restroom, that's why. And on emos...
Soul is ugly.
Jamais vu
Um...Professor, sir? Why didn't you let me submit my essay on my webcomic?
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Tief girl with eartude
Professor, why are we banned from talking about Dean Walsh?
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Umm... remember that project we turned in? You know, the one relating to Isaac Newton and the founding of Apple Computers? One mandatory article for it no longer exists, having been struck down by the scholarly council as being "non-notable". Given your policy on projects, do we all flunk?
edited 27th Oct '10 4:35:50 PM by WartysNeryon
Defiler of Shops
UNNOTABLE! UNNOTABLE! You also all got B- or lower on that project! So now I'll pass out homework. It's about the history of automobiles, calenders, and volcanoes and how they're connected.
Soul is ugly.
So now I'll pass out homework. It's about the 
Youkai Serious
Um, teacherObeyTheSurgeonOrDie? My article seemsObeyTheSurgeonOrDie to have beenObeyTheSurgeonOrDie vandalized by a spam-bot. CouldObeyTheSurgeonOrDie you revert my page, please?
They assed first. I am only retaliating in an ass way. -The Dead Man's Life
Professor, why was my paper handed back with [Citation Needed] written next to my name?
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
Wikipedia, I'm a troper, so I'm a bit of a fish out of water here. That might explain the breezy tone and overall whimsy.
Inspired by this College Humor video of course.
Today, I'm going to teach you about paper. Paper is something you write on with a pen, pencil, or Mark Twain. It's made from the forest in my garden. Any questions?
Soul is ugly.