Putting stuff in SCP-914

Coarse: Metal powder, and various other powders.

Rough: Scrap Metal, various chemicals, cherries.

1:1: Blueberry Coke, Taken by Dr J██.

Fine: Cherry Cocaine.

Very Fine: Cherry Coke that tastes like real cherries. Subject who consumed it started turning red, before turning into a giant cherry.

INPUT: the Original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory DVD, Very Fine.

Output: 1 peice of Wily Wonka's 3 course meal gum. Came with a note that said: "Oh god, Not this again!"

"Further testing required to confirm sentience."-Dr.Zurita

Input: One piece of lined paper that reads: "Are you there?" 1:1

edited 13th Mar '17 12:52:17 PM by chianticat10

Output: A lined piece of paper with the message "How about you?"

Input: Five sega light phasers. One on each setting.

Coarse: A bag of plastic dust from the Sega Light Phaser.

Rough: A broken Sega Light Phaser.

1:1: A Nintendo Zapper.

Fine: A Sega Light Phaser made of chrome.

Very Fine: A platinum Sega Light Phaser that works like an actual gun.

Input: Two ВИD logos on Fine and Very Fine.

Results:

Fine: A mask of Guo Xiang.

Very Fine: The same computer playing the animation, albeit with cognitohazardous properties causing people to fear it. Classified as Euclid.

Test: Five vials of liquid from SCP-354, one on each setting.

edited 17th Mar '17 9:36:27 AM by CalvinBoyOfDestiny

Rough:Drops of an anomalous liquid similar to blood, with shards of glass.

Coarse:Broken vials, with a puddle of liquid pouring out.

1:1 A vial containing actual Human Blood. DNA Testing shows the blood matched that of Agent Baker.

"[DATA EXPLUNGED] you."-Agent Baker.

Fine: 1 Instance of SCP-354-3, However, it did not attack, or Emit Radiation. Kept in Site-13 Kennel.

Very fine: [TEST DENIED]

Input: 1 frozen ravioli, Fine.

Result: The recipe for the ravioli, which possessed an infohazardous property forcing everyone to refer to it as "the formuoli".

Test: Five AGM-114 Hellfire missiles, one on each setting. Authorized by O5 council.

[DATA EXPLUNGED]

"Ok, who bribed the O5 Council?"-Dr.Zurita

Input: The person who bribed the O5 council. Rough.

Result: a pile of blood, bone and fear induced feces.

Input: a Death Note all settings.

what the hell I was told to do it! - dr.[redected]

edited 17th Mar '17 9:41:47 AM by vjoi

Result: Testing denied. Dr. Vjoi has also been punished for unauthorized biological testing.

Test: One Nintendo Switch. All settings.

Output:

• Rough: A pile of wood pulp and pungent black smoke.
• Coarse: A standard storebought black and white patterned composition book. Causes nausea in nearby human beings when placed about 5 cm. near them.
• 1:1: Its antithesis, the Life Note.
• Fine: A matte black 80s-2000s style palmtop, resembling the one made by [REDACTED] company in the 1980s, with several scratches on its surface. Works just like the normal Death Note, but operated with a built-in stylus and early touchscreen instead of a basic writing utensil and paper.
• Very Fine: An usual and up-to-date smartphone, powered. Shows only a black screen with white text saying "INSERT NAME." and a text box below, enabling the entry of a name or similar. To demonstrate, Dr. Dartemann entered the name of a Class-D he despised, and exactly five minutes after, the latter was reported deceased in [REDACTED].

Additional Comments: "This actually works. Wow." – Dr. Poodsdales

Input: Five (5) closed test tubes containing undiluted hydrogen peroxide, all settings.

oh man i got d. Gonna change the result now if ya don't mind.

edited 17th Mar '17 9:52:41 AM by ActualBeatrice

Very Rough: A lump of ground glass covered in hydrogen peroxide.

Rough: A broken test tube, with hydrogen peroxide leaking outside.

1:1: A closed test tube containing sodium peroxide.

Fine: A test tube without an opening, full of hydrogen peroxide.

Very Fine: A [REDACTED] made out of glass, with hydrogen peroxide flowing through its vessels. Creature does not react to personnel, designated SCP-3110, class: Euclid.

Two thylacine skeletons, each one on Fine and Very Fine.

edited 29th Mar '17 1:22:49 PM by arcada188

bump

Result: It killed the thread. [SUBSEQUENT DATA EXPUNGED].

Results: Five concrete bricks, one on each setting.

Rough: Water and Cement. Coarse:Several pieces of concrete, testing shows that the concrete broke in an earthquake. 1:1: 1 block of adobe. Fine: A block of concrete, testing shows that it is nearly impossible to crack.

"We are gonna need some of this stuff."-Dr.Zurita

Very fine: A helmet, when worn, the user can control black robotic entities. Came with a note saying: "Watched a bit of Big Hero 6 today. And I tried to replicate the nanobots from the movie. Let me know what you think. ;)"

Input: 3 copies of Puyo Puyo Tetris for the Nintendo Switch. 1 on 1:1, 1 on fine, and 1 on very fine.

edited 30th May '17 4:55:10 AM by chianticat10

1:1: 1 copy of regular Tetris.

Fine: An entire Nintendo Switch.

Very Fine: Puyo Puyo Tetris Ultimate.

Insert: 1 copy of Undertale, very fine.

Result: A variety of non-human, sentient life, including [REDACTED]. Due to the quantity, a dedicated containment site had to be constructed.

Test: One spear. Very fine.

Result: One of Undyne's spears, except that's it's now twin-bladed and is on fire on each end when in use.

Test: 1 porn mag, 1 copy of 4Kids' hard drive, 1 drawing of Pedobear. All settings.

Result: [DATA EXPUNGED] memetic hazard created.

Test: Five calculus textbooks, one on each setting.

Result:

• Coarse: Glue, tree pulp and ink
• Rough: The individual pages on the calculus book
• 1:1: A notebook on quantum physics
• Fine: A notebook on advanced calculus
• Very Fine: The ghost of Isaac Newton, inventor of calculus, teaching "calculus that's entertaining"

Test: "The Perfect Drink" from SCP-294, on Very Fine. Get a D-Class to drink it and see what happens

Result, The liquid appears to be Solid Gold.

Upon drinking the result, the D-Class began showing Mary Sue-like traits and was put down before they could endanger the foundation. However they took out 7 security guards with a paper clip before dying.

Input: Dr Bright's Browser History, Very Fine.

WHO LET DR BRIGHT IN HERE?! -Dr J.

Output: A ton of NSFW imagery that made a D-Class's head esplode.

Input: A soldier and a picture of Undyne, very fine.

A 3D image of Undyne and a Solder in combat, Seems to move when not in view.

5 uncooked Steak, 5 blocks of cheese, and 15 hard boiled eggs, Sent through all five settings.

Result: Several cans of "Generic Brand Food".

Test: One AMD Ryzen 7 1800X, Very Fine.

RESULT: One Computer Processor Chip labeled "AMD Ryzen Infinite", Dr [REDACTED] proceeded to test it by installing it into a computer. However the speed of the processor burned out all other electronics.

TEST: A "Wooden" stick, made of out Iron and made to resemble a real stick as closely as possible. Very Fine.

"God, i love loopholes. It ain't biological, but it sure LOOKS like the real deal." -Dr J.