Find the above poster somewhere safe to sleep

Everyone in this topic is feeling sleepy. Oh so sleepy.

Find somewhere for the above poster to lay their head and rest before the next poster does so for you.

*Shuts down computer so that the toolbar can finally sleep*

You can sleep in my hole that I dug. Nobody will hurt you there.

I need to sleep somewhere where Krrackknut can't find me.

Put on these ragged looking clothes and come to new york. You'll be invisible

I need a cold place with a warm blanket to crash

I put a heated blanket in the meat freezer.

I need a place with someone really nice to hold me as I sleep...

I'll hold you, buddy.

I want happy.

*Places you on the bench of a theme park*

Can't get happier than that.

You can sleep in my bed. It's okay, I'll take the couch.

I just want to sleep somewhere where I'm not in danger of being eaten.

Well, I have this giant pile of garbage. It's disgusting, but nothing's going to try to eat you!

I gotta get away from the cops, but I'm soooo sleepy! HELP!

You can sleep in my arms!

I'll protect you!

You can sleep on top of this bus. And when you wake, a new adventure will await you...

Or possibly just a long walk home.

Sleep in this coffin, it's the ultimate resting place!

You can sleep with this giant teddybear.

Don't worry mate, you can crash at my house for the night.

I'd like to sleep somewhere that's at a high altitude...

You clean sleep in my bed while I'm out negotiating with the Mole King. Relatively speaking, it's quite high.

I dislike pink, I'm afraid I'll dream about it.

edited 16th Sep '10 3:12:04 PM by HungryJoe

^^ Here! Here's a pillow, and Pelagia! It's soft, has an awesome view, and as long as you don't stab anything no one will disturb you!

^ There's a nice hammock out in the woods! It's really red, it's just a little faded.

edited 16th Sep '10 3:13:42 PM by Noaqiyeum

^^We got a a nice luxery bed on-flight...and we can move it into the cockpit if you'd like to sleep when your copilot's flying.

We just got a room open in our best asylum now.

I want to sleep somewhere I can hear the crashing of the waves on the beach...

edited 16th Sep '10 3:13:09 PM by Keybreak

Lucky you they make conch shells that are big enough to squeeze a mattress into!

Sleeping bags are thermally efficent.

Aww, you're shy, aren't you? Don't be afraid to ask for a place to sleep, you can crash here for the night as long as the noise doesn't get to you! -starts shooting a cannon at the neighbors-

I just need to get away and let go of all this stress...

edited 16th Sep '10 3:17:09 PM by MidnightVelvet

Coffin bed: For when you really need to get away from it all.

Someplace cold and worm, sweat and sweet.

Sleep inside this dead Frost Worm.

I need somewhere where I can keep my computer running.

edited 16th Sep '10 3:21:35 PM by Bisected8

Hmmmm...

I hear treasure chests are good places to keep things that comes in 8s, and they're pretty safe...

They generally don't come with outlets.

You know what? There's a little burrow in the center of the LHC. Near lots of power, and there's this soft, pleasant hum in the ground that'll put you right to sleep.

I need someplace where I'll actually wake up in the morning.

edited 16th Sep '10 3:24:33 PM by Noaqiyeum

Try getting on that plane with Flanker, it's headed East, so not only will you wake up in the morning, you'll wake up this morning.

edited 16th Sep '10 3:24:21 PM by HungryJoe

Please take this room! It's full of feathers!

Anyone know of someplace quiet and warm?

You can sleep in my living room.