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I must say, despite Archibald being quite well-read and bookish, it doesn’t detract from his politeness. What a kind fellow.

Naïve Animal Lover

"What are you talking about? This cute little weasel wouldn't hurt a fly! C'mere, buddy, I'll give you a hug- [Scream Discretion Shot]"

Trademark Favorite Food

"Bob sure does love those potatoes, huh?"

Break Her Heart to Save Her

"Sorry honey, but we must separate. It's for the greater good!"

"This Wiki page seems normal to me, but I can make it more.......interesting. Let's change a few things here. Why? It's fun, that's why!"

Wearing a Flag on Your Head

"I have American flags on my hat, clothes, and all my stuff. That makes me cool, actually."

Beethoven Was an Alien Spy

Edited by Oggy123 on Mar 15th 2024 at 8:50:29 PM

"Trust me when I say Socrates was a DJ who liked hanging out with dinosaurs and unicorns. And smoking weed."

Showing Off Your Powers

"Here comes my splashing wave!"

Not Growing Up Sucks

"I thought eternal childhood would be a dream come true, but it turns out to be a nightmare."

"You honor, this was not an act of murder, but rather passion. Nay, I dare say that it was in defense of her honor. Her husband betrayed her trust when he started his affair with the cashier, and thus signed his death warrant in her eyes."

Mouthing the Profanity

Edited by TheShattered0513 on Mar 15th 2024 at 7:14:33 AM

“Ah, mouthing. Life's greatest censor. Unless you can read lips."

Solar Punk

"Technology and nature together. What a sight to behold!"

"Warning: The following picture may contain extreme cuteness.

Historical In-Joke

Edited by Oggy123 on Mar 18th 2024 at 9:34:48 PM

"This book has a little information about the murder of John F. Kennedy. I wonder if it provides some hints to the context regarding the identity of the killer?"

"Hello, mysterious creature! What's your na-AAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"Roundhouse Kick!"

“Super-Duper Bitch Slap of Doom and Death and hell and did I mention Death, cause if not, Deatthhhh!!!!”

“Dude, I swear my eyes were closed when I threw that axe.”

Dance Party Ending

Edited by J99908 on Mar 30th 2024 at 5:43:22 AM

"Let's celebrate our victory with a dance party!"

"I should be allowed to wipe out the whole village to kill the legionaries! I'm part of the Resistance!"

Heel Realization

Edited by TheFarmboy on Mar 31st 2024 at 5:08:08 PM

"Some people need to break a few dozen eggs before realizing they can't make an Omelette. In my case, I had to break a few dozen Ducklings."

The Reason You Suck

Edited by Dejayed on Mar 31st 2024 at 9:44:40 PM

"I'm gonna make a long list of reasons why you're a terrible person."

Invisibility Ink

"I thought invisibility ink only applies to the ink itself, not what it's covering."

"We can’t fight him! He somehow beat Madame Babyeater to a pulp! And she eats babies!"

Dawn of an Era

"The old things have passed away, but it appears that a new era is upon us."

"You Fool! The sign clearly reads 'No Girls Allowed' and yet somehow, you are foolish enough to get into that club. Now look at you, all beaten up to a bloody pulp."