There was this website I used to frequent, and it had a thread like this in the forums.
Basically write stuff like: "Dealing with the Twitter-TV Tropes merge rn" or "Google? They haven't used that name since Microsoft bought them out."
Reminder: Nothing in bad taste, please.
Edited by StewieGriffin34 on Mar 11th 2023 at 1:28:32 PM
The Pink Puffball
Well, I heard that plants are growing over parts of the world. That means that not only animals wanna attack us, but also the flora too!
"Her grace and speed are quite impressive, so the rest of the pack think of her as an idol. She has lots of fans!"
Mercenary Anarchist Ace
Hey guys, just messaging the fact that I needed to show my driver’s license for buying just a box of Tide Pods.
Seriously, how stupid did people get when they—oh wait Food and Wine rated Clorox bleach as the #1 cocktail to have at your party.
Yo buddies, still tropin’?
Unbeugsame Klinge
So, y'all remember how Eiichiro Oda took the money he got from doing One Piece, used it to buy Okinawa, turned it into his own pirate fortress, started a war against global shipping, and dubbed himself the Pirate King?
Does anybody know if he's taking applications? I hear he pays well.
Nach jeder Ebbe kommt die Flut.
Fairy-type Iris
Kōhei Horikoshi took over as the head of Game Freak and is now making all the mainline series Pokémon games Darker and Edgier as lead producer. Surely this will go well with fans...
"Looks like my type specialization changed. What do you guys think about my fairy wings?" - Iris
The Simpsons just started its 694th season. When will it end?!
Probably when Disney stops owning every media franchise in existence. In other words: never.
It wasn't a rock
Oh sweet! Half-Life 3 has finally been released!...
... and it's a crude animation of Gordon Freeman [CENSORED]ing Alyx while Barney watches and [CENSORED]s.
On an unrelated topic, is it just me or are these mandatory censor chips [CENSORED]ing uncomfortable?
Edited by GrafVonTirol on Mar 19th 2023 at 12:48:51 PM
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All of these problems would be so much more bearable if we still had cheese. WHY DID MCDONALD'S TAKE ALL OUR CHEESE?!
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
(Hope this kind of content is okay. We are pretending we're in a Crapsack World version of real life, after all)
You know those SJWs? Now they're serious about it, murdering innocent dogs left and right, simply for being males or white females. "All in the name of payback", they say.
Fairy-type Iris
Dogs and cats are now extinct. This world isn't just the same without them. (*Sobs*)
"Looks like my type specialization changed. What do you guys think about my fairy wings?" - Iris
I heard Google just bought out DuckDuckGo. I didn't think they could get any lower than buying out Startpage or Bing, but...
He/they | Mostly here on my free days
What if we kissed... and we were both trucks...
Ugh, tell me about it. Reminds me of when Disney bought Pokemon and started copyrighting harder than Nintendo.
It wasn't a rock
Or how about where Epic bought Valve? Now Steam is spyware for the CCP.
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On another note, they did it. Criminals have killed the very last police officer left in this planet. Without police, we're more screwed than never.
Logic Girl
Good news — That whole "Drinking chlorox bleach" thing has finally died down. Bad news, the new meme is eating cat food!
For every low there is a high.
Fairy-type Iris
Some more bad news. The entire class of Class 1-A from My Hero Academia will make an appearance in season 22 of Family Guy and get gruesomely killed off in a Cutaway Gag.
"Looks like my type specialization changed. What do you guys think about my fairy wings?" - Iris
It wasn't a rock
Since they basically have the rights, it looks like Disney is going to do a live-action remake of Family Guy for the big screen. And that realistic CGI render of Brian is hideous. And it's going to be 90% cutaway gags, with one alone taking up an entire half hour.
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Professional Professionalist
First The Simpsons, now Family Guy? Can we stop the adult animation live action movie trend already? When I first saw the trailer for the live action Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie with synchro-vox over a box of fries, a milkshake cup, and a meatball, I thought it was fake!
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
Big Catch, Sparkle Edition
Eh, it can't be any worse than the live-action BoJack Horseman series. I still have the nightmares, which means that the dream pills I take aren't working.
Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
The Pink Puffball
You think that's bad? It could be like that live-action Duckman movie.. Who thought the designs of Duckman and Cornfed being in realistic CGI was a good idea?
Edited by Owen23 on Mar 21st 2023 at 4:45:18 AM
"Her grace and speed are quite impressive, so the rest of the pack think of her as an idol. She has lots of fans!"I would go outside, but there's another truck-sized wasp on my front yard, and I don't want to go to the hospital again.
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
The man behind the slaughter
Reminds me when my cousin was stuck in her house for two weeks due to car size scorpions invading her neighborhood.
Edited by Superjohn on Mar 21st 2023 at 7:58:23 AM
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Mercenary Anarchist Ace
The less said about boat-sized cockroaches, the better.
Yo buddies, still tropin’?
It wasn't a rock
Lost my best friend to a megamosquito. Those things are not a joke.
1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 426/1089 (39.12%)
At least the bears haven't been attacking our neighborhoods quite as often this week. Oh, wait, here they come now.
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."