I did as instructed and plunged it into the artichoke we were preparing.
I never liked the dark shadowy creature I saw every time I looked in the mirror.
My black cat always scares me every time he jumps up and looks in the mirror.
I found all these organs in jars...
Seems like a weird way to store lamb kidneys and beef liver, but who am I to judge?
There was a hideous creaking noise from downstairs
Listen to my podcastI gotta get those basement stairs fixed.
A tall man in a black suit showed up at my door. The things in my dreams wish they could chase me!
He was overdressed for the party, but we had fun anyways.
There was a strange shop down at the corner that wasn't there yesterday.
Nach jeder Ebbe kommt die Flut.Spirit Halloween sets up earlier and earlier every year.
An unmarked package appeared on my doorstep, with no address.
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The things in my dreams wish they could chase me!It was a huge bill.
There's an odd shadow behind me in the selfie I took...
Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure PurenessI really need to clean that desk lamp.
As I was settling down to sleep, I heard a scream.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.Dad stubbed his toe again.
at the pep rally I heard a ticking noise underneath the bleachers.
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."The coach left his stopwatch here again.
We’re out of ketchup.
"Mortefi, researcher at Department of Safety, Huaxu Academy. For inquiries about Tacetite weapons, you may visit my lab."When I don't have ketchup, I get angry.
At 3:00 in the morning, there was a knock at my door. He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
The Amazon package is finally here!
I was swimming in the pool when I noticed something in the water.
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."And I knew, The Sharknado had finally come for me.
I walked down the dark hallway suspecting none the wiser.
Try out my new forum game! Man this formating is hard.And out jumped None T. Wiser.
The last man on Earth sat in a room.
Peace is the only battle worth waging.The shuttle takes off, transporting him and the last of Earth's inhabitants to Mars.
I was walking down an dark alleyway when I felt a hand on my shoulder.
It was... THE CREATURE!
I hate young children.
"Mortefi, researcher at Department of Safety, Huaxu Academy. For inquiries about Tacetite weapons, you may visit my lab."They won't keep off my lawn!
What is that screaming in the basement?
I went down there to check, only to face... the Scream Ghost.
My phone suddenly stopped charging... shouldn't his favorite genre be RPG and not point and click though
When that happened I knew the electrical demon was here.
I had investigated them, not knowing what it was.
Try out my new forum game! Man this formating is hard.And now that I have completed my investigation, I still have no idea.
My finger trembled as it hovered over the button.
Did I really want to wear my button-up shirt today?
As I opened the door, I felt a chill run through me.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.Because there's a breeze and I opened the door while in my underwear.
I just watched the news that a psychotic killer is in my neighbor hood and I see someone just broke into my house...
Too bad for them, because the killer was ME!!!!!
As I was waiting for my food at the restaurant, I heard strange noises from the kitchen! shouldn't his favorite genre be RPG and not point and click though
To this day, I still don't know what that "ding" sound was all about.
While I was fast asleep, a giant demon came into my room.
I'd like to apologize for all this.
I should have known better than downloading a pirated copy from shady websites.
"To begin the ritual, apply the anointed dagger directly onto the victim's heart (younger are preferred)".
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.