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ArmoredFury $420 one meter tall plush goth battleship from a frontline choked in dust and gunsmoke, again (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
$420 one meter tall plush goth battleship
#51: Jul 9th 2022 at 6:19:51 AM

I should have known better than downloading a pirated copy from shady websites.


"To begin the ritual, apply the anointed dagger directly onto the victim's heart (younger are preferred)".

Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
Spottedleaf The Ice Queen Since: Aug, 2018 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Ice Queen
#52: Jul 9th 2022 at 7:40:44 AM

I did as instructed and plunged it into the artichoke we were preparing.


I never liked the dark shadowy creature I saw every time I looked in the mirror.

MatthewLMayfield Winner of Elim Game Round 78 from wherever he damn well pleases (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
Winner of Elim Game Round 78
#53: Jul 9th 2022 at 7:58:11 AM

My black cat always scares me every time he jumps up and looks in the mirror.

I found all these organs in jars...

Libraryseraph Cross-wired freak from Canada (Five Year Plan) Relationship Status: Raising My Lily Rank With You
Cross-wired freak
#54: Jul 9th 2022 at 8:09:16 AM

Seems like a weird way to store lamb kidneys and beef liver, but who am I to judge?


There was a hideous creaking noise from downstairs

Listen to my podcast
Grotadmorv Now we're so young, but we're probably gonna die from Getting wasted at your funeral (Fifth Year at Tropey's) Relationship Status: Waiting for you *wink*
Now we're so young, but we're probably gonna die
#55: Jul 9th 2022 at 1:01:58 PM

I gotta get those basement stairs fixed.


A tall man in a black suit showed up at my door.

The things in my dreams wish they could chase me!
MisterTambourineMan Unbeugsame Klinge from Under a tree Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
Unbeugsame Klinge
#56: Jul 9th 2022 at 4:44:39 PM

He was overdressed for the party, but we had fun anyways.

There was a strange shop down at the corner that wasn't there yesterday.

Nach jeder Ebbe kommt die Flut.
Grotadmorv Now we're so young, but we're probably gonna die from Getting wasted at your funeral (Fifth Year at Tropey's) Relationship Status: Waiting for you *wink*
Now we're so young, but we're probably gonna die
#57: Jul 9th 2022 at 11:21:08 PM

Spirit Halloween sets up earlier and earlier every year.

An unmarked package appeared on my doorstep, with no address.

Edited by Grotadmorv on Jul 9th 2022 at 11:21:26 AM

The things in my dreams wish they could chase me!
WarJay77 Discarded and Feeling Blue (Troper Knight)
Discarded and Feeling Blue
#58: Jul 10th 2022 at 1:58:48 AM

It was a huge bill.


There's an odd shadow behind me in the selfie I took...

Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
NineTailedCat The Fourth-Placers' Revenge from bad to worse (Long Runner) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
#59: Jul 10th 2022 at 3:36:08 AM

I really need to clean that desk lamp.

As I was settling down to sleep, I heard a scream.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Superjohn Boisterous woman from Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Boisterous woman
#60: Jul 23rd 2022 at 8:39:36 AM

Dad stubbed his toe again.

at the pep rally I heard a ticking noise underneath the bleachers.

"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
KitkatKK2 Mortefi from Huaxu Academy, Jinzhou (Less Newbie) Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
Mortefi
#61: Jul 23rd 2022 at 8:43:36 AM

The coach left his stopwatch here again.

We’re out of ketchup.

"Mortefi, researcher at Department of Safety, Huaxu Academy. For inquiries about Tacetite weapons, you may visit my lab."
DrNoPuma The Black Hog from somewhere (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#62: Jul 23rd 2022 at 11:17:54 AM

When I don't have ketchup, I get angry.


At 3:00 in the morning, there was a knock at my door.

He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
Superjohn Boisterous woman from Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Boisterous woman
#63: Sep 4th 2022 at 5:55:04 PM

The Amazon package is finally here!

I was swimming in the pool when I noticed something in the water.

"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
JKBenbot from Leshy’s Cabin Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
#64: Sep 4th 2022 at 6:27:29 PM

And I knew, The Sharknado had finally come for me.

I walked down the dark hallway suspecting none the wiser.

Try out my new forum game! Man this formating is hard.
Spinosegnosaurus77 Mweheheh from Ontario, Canada Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
Mweheheh
#65: Sep 4th 2022 at 6:30:01 PM

And out jumped None T. Wiser.

The last man on Earth sat in a room.

Peace is the only battle worth waging.
badtothebaritone (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Snooping as usual
#66: Sep 4th 2022 at 7:05:43 PM

The shuttle takes off, transporting him and the last of Earth's inhabitants to Mars.

I was walking down an dark alleyway when I felt a hand on my shoulder.

KitkatKK2 Mortefi from Huaxu Academy, Jinzhou (Less Newbie) Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
Mortefi
#67: Sep 4th 2022 at 7:13:16 PM

It was... THE CREATURE!

I hate young children.

"Mortefi, researcher at Department of Safety, Huaxu Academy. For inquiries about Tacetite weapons, you may visit my lab."
MatthewLMayfield Winner of Elim Game Round 78 from wherever he damn well pleases (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
Winner of Elim Game Round 78
#68: Sep 4th 2022 at 8:02:37 PM

They won't keep off my lawn!

What is that screaming in the basement?

Zanreo Neptunia Ichiban from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Neptunia Ichiban
#69: Sep 4th 2022 at 8:13:21 PM

I went down there to check, only to face... the Scream Ghost.


My phone suddenly stopped charging...

shouldn't his favorite genre be RPG and not point and click though
JKBenbot from Leshy’s Cabin Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
#70: Sep 4th 2022 at 8:21:52 PM

When that happened I knew the electrical demon was here.

I had investigated them, not knowing what it was.

Try out my new forum game! Man this formating is hard.
apocalemur Since: Jan, 2001
#71: Sep 4th 2022 at 9:20:39 PM

And now that I have completed my investigation, I still have no idea.


My finger trembled as it hovered over the button.

NineTailedCat The Fourth-Placers' Revenge from bad to worse (Long Runner) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
#72: Sep 4th 2022 at 9:26:07 PM

Did I really want to wear my button-up shirt today?

As I opened the door, I felt a chill run through me.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
MatthewLMayfield Winner of Elim Game Round 78 from wherever he damn well pleases (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
Winner of Elim Game Round 78
#73: Sep 4th 2022 at 9:37:48 PM

Because there's a breeze and I opened the door while in my underwear.

I just watched the news that a psychotic killer is in my neighbor hood and I see someone just broke into my house...

Zanreo Neptunia Ichiban from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Neptunia Ichiban
#74: Sep 4th 2022 at 10:38:16 PM

Too bad for them, because the killer was ME!!!!!


As I was waiting for my food at the restaurant, I heard strange noises from the kitchen!

shouldn't his favorite genre be RPG and not point and click though
FernandoLemon Nobody Here from Argentina (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: In season
#75: Sep 5th 2022 at 4:49:53 PM

To this day, I still don't know what that "ding" sound was all about.


While I was fast asleep, a giant demon came into my room.

I'd like to apologize for all this.

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