...Um, Eggman? What do you want? I don't think I can help you with anything... and um, I'm busy with stuff today
The above avatar?
edited 8th Nov '17 5:24:39 PM by Zanreo
"Leftover items still have value!"Nope, we have not heard of this "Bimbo" you're speaking about.
When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.I don't really have space to make this a lodge, you know...
What even is that thing? I'm getting outta here!!
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.Hello? Sorry, I'm not home, I'm at work. Can you come by this afternoon at about 5:00?
I'd run for it. Or hide.
edited 20th Feb '18 11:14:18 AM by Clockwork_Heart
"I swear, Colonel, I did not shoot at you because you called my sister slow. I would not miss if I did."SUFFER NOT THE CYBORG TO LIVE.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.Uh, sorry, I'm not home right now..
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.You got a wrong number, kid.
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.Joke's on him. I'll be at work by then.
edited 4th Apr '18 8:32:48 AM by Ghostninja109
Put me on your do-not-call list, Thanks!
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."See, I told you duct taping a Ouija Board to the cordless phone would work!
I would bail because I don't wanna be crushed by what looks to be a satellite.
Something something Arena.No, I don't want a psychic reading or a tarot card reading. (hangs up)
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."Why would a Bee Gee want to visit my house? Oh well
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort characterFoghorn Leghorn is calling me. It just gets stranger every day.
Progress has it's stepping stones.Dude, you're my favourite villain and all, but you're still a pain in the arse to talk to so yeah, gonna hang up now. Byyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeee.
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.Count Olaf is real?
And I’m not the Jim Carrey version?
...Wait, you want me to join your acting troupe?
On one hand, this is horribly unethical.
On the other, your troupe’s a lot more polite and occasionally apologetic.
Am I a T-1000 disguising as John Conner's step mom?
edited 22nd Apr '18 12:33:01 PM by Hydraloonie
Progress has it's stepping stones.I ain't gonna riddle you jack
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
Why? Why are you coming over, what's going on?
And then...Oh, Crap! I have to clean, my place is a mess, time for 30 minutes of picking up and vacuuming and changing out of my jammies...