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Hey, I've been feeling itches in my blood stream too! Weird...

Hey, I've been getting the urge to itch the insides of my arteries ever since we went into that millipede-infested cave. Is that a problem?

I've figured out how to not make your head hurt while contributing to this thread: just imagine you're playing in the think of a question for the answer above you thread, but you don't have to post questions, and you're trying to make the next person have a really great opportunity

NO. Seriously, are you trying to get suspended?

And then i asked tropes if he wanted to help me pull a red wedding on the admins, speaking of which you've never answered that question.

Sorry Loonie, could you please tell me what you were going to say before that rude interruption by Taco?

edited 30th Oct '17 1:38:58 PM by Penroses

Taco, I don't wanna be rude, but if that idea came from your brain, you should probably get a new one.

PLEASE TOP Int ERUP Ping

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Interrupting co—

Who's there?

Okay, okay, that was a good one! Here's my knock knock joke, okay? And please don't interrupt m—

Knock knock,

who's there?

Let me.

let me who?

Let me out of this darn room!

This thread's getting stale... got any good jokes?

Hey, I had an idea sort of similar to that!

If we beat a monkey senseless with a typewriter enough times, the blood splatter on the floor would eventually spell out Hamlet in Spanish!

Don't respond to this until 8 posts from now, btw.

...Huh? Did thousands of monkeys hijack your keyboard or something?

Because that was genius.

Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life; Whose misadventured piteous overthrows Do with their death bury their parents' strife. The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love, And the continuance of their parents' rage, Which, but their children's end, nought could remove, Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage; The which if you with patient ears attend, What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.

Can anyone test the "Monkeys on keyboards" thing? I doubt it's true.

guys, did you hear that the probability of monkeys randomly typing shakespeare is 1? yes, that's the entire theorem and there's no other details

Watch, now that I've taken that shot, a literal monkey is going to literally type literal Shakespeare, just because it would completely undermine the sarcasm.

...Woah. I...I think we need a fun fact to break the tension, because...wow.

That's not funny. That's how my cousin died, you know.

Ever think about touching the sun?

And then I woke up.

And then what?

Well, you know, when someone’s just been hit by a semi truck, you have to get them medical attention! So I grabbed a 3 liter bottle of grape flavoured Gatorade and shoved the whole thing into Tropes Forever’s heart.

Guys I know this topic is cool and all but I need to give first aid to a guy who got run over by like, 40 cars in one minute. Half of them were trucks, and half of those had more than ten wheels. What do I do?