PINNACLE OF MAN
Mars is red. The color "red" attracts human men. Red is the color of power, and thus steering Earth towards Mars will make Earth powerful, which is why we should do it!
Jupiter is controlled by the government of Croatia. I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
"Croatia" has seven letters. "Jupiter" has seven letters. You may think this is just a coincidence, but then you realize that Croatia has a large supply of natural gas. Where else do you think a sheer supply comes from other than the big gas planet itself?!
And that's why Sausage Party is totally real and not fictional!
edited 21st Jan '17 9:00:37 AM by anza_sb
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Sausages are real, Parties are too, and since Sausage and Party are both real, combining together makes them double real.
Bleach is Healthy.
Bleach is made of NaClO, which is NaCl (salt) and O (oxygen), and everyone knows that both are good for you! It's just basic chemistry!
And that's why spiders are cute, cuddly creatures and should not be killed! Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.
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Are you saying they aren't? :p
Tarantulas have fur. Tarantulas are a type of spider. So do cats and dogs, which are cute, cuddly creatures. ∎
Cars should never have tyres on their wheels.
edited 21st Jan '17 6:53:24 PM by Sazandora
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Fly Air Madeline
Tires are made of rubber. Rubber melts. Melted rubber can stick to pavement and make it more uneven. Uneven pavement is like trying to drive in an earthquake. Therefore, tires cause earthquakes.
Humans can turn into fish.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Humans evolved from fish, therefore they're able to evolve back into fish.
Pastafarian is the one true religion
Blitzy....
We cannot prove the god of any religion. We can prove spaghetti, though, so Pastafaranism is the one true religion.
DIO is the nicest guy ever.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Don't step on the flowers.
Because the Jo Jo's are the bad gyus! (Long, overly complicated, contradiction-filled, inconsistency-ridden argument as to why.)
All those conspiracy theories are REAL!
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
Conspiracy theories are made by observing the world around, then making hypothesis based on what are observed. So, conspiracy theories are actually science. And since science describes reality, naturally conspiracy theories do too, hence they're real.
ALL OF THEM.
And that's why Donald Trump is actually a robot designed to troll the entire United States!
Minor and really unimportant side note: Actual science needs experimentation to be proven true, something conspiracy theories lack. Just wanna make sure no one actually believes that conspiracy theories are science.
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Trumpets are made of metal, Donald's last name is trump, trump is the first 5 letters in trumpet. Therefore Donald trump is made of trumpets, which is made of metal. Robots are made of metal, so is Donald. Therefore Donald trump is a robot!
Why Dreams are made of cheese, of course!
Do you know why drinking a warm glass of milk can make you sleep better? Because your brain needs all that lactose to make your cheesy dreams!
And that's why we are all actually living inside a work of fiction!
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Blitzy....
Well, if it was real, it wouldn't have so many bad plot twists in 2016?
Action52 is the best game ever.
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If a game with action is great, imagine how great a game with 52 times the action is!
And that's why Saturn is actually the center of the Solar System!
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"BUMP" is short for "Bump Up My Post", which is why tropers use the phrase when "bump"-ing a thread!
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Saturn and Center both have the same amount of letters, 6. 6 divided by 0 equals error. Humans made an error thinking that the Sun is the center of our system, but in reality it's Saturn!
That's why Team Fortress 2 is going to remove the Medic Class.
Everything's gonna happy!
It's just a computer game. In computer games death is cheap so there's no need for healing.
The radar frequency is 3GHz.
I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
"Radar" has three letters (R, A, D). "GHz" has three letters. Therefore Radar = 3 GHz because 3 = 3 = Triangle = Illuminati 
And that's why octopuses are actually aliens!
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(Adding the numerical order of the letters of "bump" yields 52, which is 2 times 26, which is the number of letters, which are used to type in a forum thread. Coincidence? I think not!)
edited 3rd Feb '17 6:43:32 AM by anza_sb
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Everything's gonna happy!
Octopuses are pussys. They'e quite shy and very afraid of both steel and wood. That's why you'll almost never see one in shallow water.
I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
Blitzy....
Cannibal Holocaust is family-friendly.
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Rearranging the letters from "Cannibal Holocaust" gives you "A Ball Nacho Suction". Yes, it's actually about Kirby having cheese powers.
And that's why humans actually descend from skeletons!
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Humans were skeletons who decided to one day wear squishy armor. after several generations of this they became humans! It's evolution!
Undertale's Genocide route is justifiable.
"Clickbait" has two words "click" and "bait". People click on this page because they are baited by the title: a little known fact about trolls is that they are fond of fishing, and most of them are insane. So, saying that insane trolls can logic is an obvious bait.
And that's why we should steer the Earth towards Mars! Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.