The Absolute Madman
When a man assassin loves a woman assassin very much...
They go work on a mission and die for the creed. NO SEX FOR YOU! -Castrates him-
"We be we baby!"
PINNACLE OF MAN
Well, it is certainly not something you can do with your mother.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Sex is like... gender, the only difference is whether you're a guy or girl, or an attack helicopter.
Well, uhh... sex is... you know the feeling when you're in love with a certain someone? You would want to have sex with him, like that. Yeah, it's like that...
*still sweats nervously*
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Gengar
Well, when a snowman and a snow...woman love each other very much, they... build a new snowman...
Gengars are so Creepy Cute. :D
The Absolute Madman
Well... When one crafted beauty loves another crafted beauty very much....
They come together and fuse a singularity that blinds with beautiful radiance.
"We be we baby!"
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Again, don't do it with your mom.
The Absolute Madman
When a batman and a batwoman love each other very much, they do the upside down forbidden dance. Then out pops a new baby bat!
"We be we baby!"
Wait, I thought you would've known this already, what with you being a mind demon and all...
edited 10th Jan '17 3:31:47 AM by anza_sb
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A pretty princess
Well miss, it's not always clear. I've known since I was ten, thanks to a Catholic Religion class, how babies are made. A lot of people I knew during College were clueless.
Sex is like eating senzu beans.
The Absolute Madman
Um, well... Sex is magical...
A male has a magic wand and....
"We be we baby!"
PINNACLE OF MAN
Well, you see, males have an organ that spits white ink. It's not really as scary as it sounds, but you will most likely be on the receiving end.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
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Well, when two Inklings love each other very much, they... do this...
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link SFW (unless you're a squid)
With that suggestive look in your face I think you've known it already.
edited 15th Jan '17 6:44:15 AM by anza_sb
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The Absolute Madman
-Refers to the link above, except with Octopus instead.-
"We be we baby!"
PINNACLE OF MAN
Usually, well, Inklings do it with a member of the opposite sex.
They wrap up heavily in tentacles and spit ink.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
The Absolute Madman
Don't you and Bernie do it already?
"We be we baby!"
Champion of Io!
Well, I can't help you, 'cause I don't know about the Inkling reproduction cycle. Hold on, it might be explained in a sunken scroll somewhere...
Oh look, a ghost!
PINNACLE OF MAN
I'm afraid you don't need such things.
You're a Reploid, after all.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Gengar
It looks like you've already found out... :P
Gengars are so Creepy Cute. :D
see you, space cowboy.
Don't you already know this? As Satan, shouldn't you have, like, an army of sex demons?
Long live the New Bev.
The Absolute Madman
Well, sex is like... a swordfight! You just have to keep clashing until you find the weak spot!
"We be we baby!"
Professional Professionalist
It's like a Turf War, only you're in a bedroom with only one other squid, and the ink is white. It's definitely the same thing!
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
Well, it has to do with those things between peoples' legs, and, um, stuff.
You say I am loved, when I don’t feel a thing. You say I am strong, when I think I am weak. You say I am held, when I am falling short.