The above avatar just asked you what is sex...

How do you give "the talk" to them?

You see, Sonic, when a mommy hedgehog and a daddy hedgehog love each other very much, they go off in the middle of the woods, go on their backs, and jump on each other until the female is pregnant.

Mr. Ballpoint Pen man, can I call you that?... Anyway, it works like this. There's a boy, and there's a girl. But those genders vary based on what you're into.

Long story short, when they get really excited, they go to bed, or anywhere really, and slam into each other with rapid violent actions.

Well, when two anthropomorphic animals love each other very much...

Sex is... uhh... how do I say this... *sweats nervously*

edited 6th Jan '17 6:31:53 PM by anza_sb

Ya see Frosty, you are like this snowball, and when you are big enough, you want another snowball on top of you, then you form together to make a snowperson...

Ok this is harder than I thought.

For one thing Sonic, it's something that you really shouldn't be fast at...

I don't like using female avatars, so here's the avatar I used at the time I made this post:

edited 6th Jan '17 7:26:18 AM by TheGamechanger

Well.

-JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW-

Um, well, y'see Lapis, it's a thing that humans do to reproduce...

Javert, I mean, you catch criminals and, uh...ladies of the night all the time, right? Well, you see, when two people are very...interested in one another's company...

Ummm...

Aren't you the Queen? Surely you have a royal library in which you can actually read about sex, don't you?

I'll never tell you the secrets of human reproduction!

You know how you give masks to people and leave them in a state of eternal happiness? Well, it's kind of like that. Except only a man can give the mask. Well, unless it's a lesbian couple. And instead of a mask, it's a long, hard organ or some kind of foreign object that- oh, just Google it, for god's sakes!

edited 6th Jan '17 11:08:06 AM by PresidentStalkeyes

I'll tell you when you're evolved.

If I tell you, will you not kill me? Please?

You're an adult Dinosaur, I'm sure you know what this is, even if you don't know the word!

I'll tell you when you're older, Papyrus.

edited 6th Jan '17 2:01:34 PM by DingoWalley1

Don't you things mate at frickin one year old?

I'm afraid you don't have the needed equipment, so you probably won't need to know.

I would have thought you knew more than I do already.

But he's such a cinnamon bun, why should I...

Oh fine...

Okay Papyrus, you know that "dating" thing, well...

Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much...

They have to get naked for that, too. I hope the man won't be too judgmental.

You see, when a merman and a mermaid love each other very much, they make eggs and then out pops merchildren.

I can tell you one thing kid: You shouldn't want to do it with your mom...

... and that is how you Dijjery Do it, Dijjery Do!

edited 6th Jan '17 5:23:33 PM by GrafVonTirol

Well, you have get naked for it first.

When a man and a woman love each other very much...

When a girl dinosaur and boy dinosaur love each other very much ...