Irish Drinking Song

Seeing "Scenes from a Hat" in this forum gives me an idea for another Whose Line Is It Anyway?-inspired game. So here is how it works:

• Every pagetopper starts a subject to a song and kicks it off with a "Hidey-didey-di"
• The next poster starts a song with a line, which typically is kept around 7-8 syllables give or take a couple.
• The next one puts up a next line, typically between 4-5 syllables give or take a couple.
• Next poster after that produces a similarly-structured line to the first one.
• The fourth puts up a line of around 5-6 syllables which rhymes with the second line.
• The last four steps repeat among the next four posters. The eighth line also ends in a " hidey-didey-di" to close out a stanza.
• The past five steps repeat until the end of the third stanza (the show uses four, but in this way a song fills an entire page; one introductory subject post, then 24 posts making three 8-line stanzas). That last poster makes a Colin Mochrie-esque line and wraps up with two "hidey-didey-dis"
• Repeat all steps for every page.

Now to start things off, we have a TV Tropes Ruined My Life Irish Drinking Song.

Ooooooooooooooooh, hidey-didey-didey-didey-didey-didey-di!

edited 16th Dec '16 2:23:17 PM by GrafVonTirol

One day I was browsing the web,

Am I doing this right? :P

edited 17th Dec '16 9:59:49 AM by DrNoPuma

I saw a link.

Yeah, don't worry.

I clicked it and then read the page,

I didn't even blink!

Came to this site called "TV Tropes"

And pressed the Random Trope.

But the image that I saw

Left me saying "Nope! Nope! Nope!"

Oh hidey-didey-didey-didey-didey-didey-di!

For the page I stumbled upon

was Fan Disservice.

Saw it in a public library

And got really nervous!

For the first to look at me...

Was my secret crush!

I tried to flirt with her with tropes...

But she left in such a rush!

Oh hidey-didey-didey-didey-didey-didey-di!

And that's the story of how tropes

Destroyed my only date

Yet even still, I kept reading

Until it was getting late.

I lost my sleep and lost my job

And yet, I still read it.

That one website ruined my life!

edited 1st Jan '17 2:04:38 PM by DrNoPuma

And other times I beat it.

Oh hidey-didey-didey-didey-didey-didey-di!

Oh hidey-didey-didey-didey-di! Dey! Di! Dey! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

Okay, so next poster chooses a subject for an Irish Drinking Song.