>Be a cheapskate and point at Tyler and shout "That guy stole 500$ from me." When they look at Tyler take the Loops and run.
You have more than enough to pay for your stuff, but hey.
"That guy out there! He stole $500 from me!"
Zoey gives you another weird look but calls for security to check this out. Yea, you're not gonna be able to just run off with your cereal.
>Actually, grab milk, buy the milk and cereal,
"Actually, wait. Can you take off everything but the cereal? I'm gonna go grab something real quick."
You're pretty sure you have milk back at home, but you're desperate. You dash over and grab a jug of milk, and hurry back to the counter before he says a word.
After he checks your new items out, your total changes.
"Ok, the milk and cereal will be 7.40 dollars. Are you sure this is everything?"
>Pay.
"Yea sure here" you say, handing him a ten. He takes a while to give you your change while you lean across the counter impatiently.
>Use umbrella to try and cover face from whomever Tyler is speaking with, and grab the Froot Loops and run.
You can't let Tyler see you! You pull out your umbrella, nearly whacking Zoey in the process, cover your face underneath it, grab your milk and cereal, and bolt out of the store. You can Tyler talking to Allen, but you pay no mind to them and rush into your car and start it up
>Dont shriek like pterodactyl upon exiting store. That'd just be weird. Wait until you get in the car before you screech your lungs out.
Once back in the safety of your car, you remove your mask, and let out a screech. That took way too long. You grab your box of cereal and open it up. At the top is the prize - a Fruit Loops themed watch. You put it on your wrist, and tear into the cereal. You pour your milk into the bag, until it almost nearly flows over. You then proceed to messily chug it. You got your breakfast! Now, let's go home.
>Accidentally back into Tyler with car. Hide mask, and apologize.
Still "eating" your cereal, you back up to leave the store. In the process, you bump into Tyler and Allen, enough to knock them back, but not enough to harm them.
"Sorry!" you say to them, before driving away to your house
You've gotten your cereal!
Achievements earned: Breakfirst, Not-So-Typical Routine, Just a Prank, Fast Food
Would you like to play again, or would you like to see that party Jesse mentioned?
sorry for the slow post! I've been a bit busier this week than thought i'd be
edited 8th Dec '16 5:16:42 AM by StarBee
*Vague plotting intensifies*
>Play again! Go for a version of the "Groundhog Day" Loop where everything goes really well, and you don't ruin your friendships!
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
>Play again! Go for a more evil route! :D
>Or a more ridiculous route.
edited 8th Dec '16 5:49:42 AM by RandomWriter413
I think I'm funny but really I'm not
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More ridiculous? As if fighting a guy with a sword whislt wearing a Keaton mask for Froot Loops wasn't strange enough...
>Play again.
>Play again. We must discover all the possibilities.
>Play again
Your name is Jamie Nicols. You woke up not too long ago, and after spending a few hours browsing TV Tropes and various social medias, you think it's about time to make yourself some breakfast. But when you come down into the kitchen, you learn that you are out of Froot Loops and you mother had forgotten to get more. Man, you really need to remember to remind her of these things. It's not like your parents are home for you to nag at them for that, as they left for a music festival last night. Though, you figure that if you're responsible enough to take care of yourself at home, you are responsible enough to find a solution for this predicament.
You're feeling a small bit of deja vu, but it's probably not important.
So, what are you gonna do?
Inventory:
- Wallet
- 23.17 dollars
- Drivers License
- 8 mints
- Kitsune Mask
- Froot Loops Watch (equipped)
- Bend T-shrit (equipped)
- Lounge Pants (equipped)
Cereal quest is a game where your initial goal is to obtain a box of cereal and have breakfast. But what you do on previous runs can influence later ones.
As always, you can ask questions out of character. Asking them in character will give a recap of whatever Jamie knows on the subject
edited 8th Dec '16 7:50:43 AM by StarBee
see you, space cowboy.
>How did we receive that mask?
Long live the New Bev.
> Notice that we have less money than before.
> Find Tyler's house. Break in.
> Seduce neighbors for cereal
>Holster pistol.
>Change into something more festive!
>Or yer swim trunks.
At the heart of the world...
>Find out the Froot Loops were put in the pantry with all your plates and bowls. Facepalm.
*Vague plotting intensifies*
>Realize this is a New Game Plus, and figure out where to get more money to become infinitely rich eventually.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
I think I'm funny but really I'm not
>Recognize the fact that you're in a Groundhog Day loop and try to break out of it. Or do the above and get infinite money.
Something something DBZ
>Now that you can restart when you want go hold a bank hostage to get you Fruity needs.
What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, but enough talk have at you!
*Vague plotting intensifies*
>But we have to eat cereal to go back. We should focus on getting that before we get a need to go back.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Start breaking things in anger
>How did we receive that mask?
It was your brother's. It's based from some swordmaster anime you both really liked back in the day. You guys would play with his props a lot, but now that he's away at college you havent really done a lot of stuff with him. You vaguely remember taking this mask for something else, but it seems to have slipped your mind.
> Notice that we have less money than before.
Huh. You could have sworn you had 30 dollars in your wallet the last time you checked it. Oh well.
>Realize this is a New Game+, and figure out where to get more money to become infinitely rich eventually
You're a little confused at that first notion, but if you need more money you could always just take some from your "secret stash." Or you could get a job or something, but you're not sure you have the time for that.
>Change into something more festive! >Or yer swim trunks.
You change into your non-specific bathing suit, but you feel this is not appropriate for your current task in mind. Though you never know, so you stash it away in your inventory. You think change into something more befitting of the upcoming season.
>Holster pistol.
While you are in your closet, you check out your secret chest. In it, you find one of your greatest assets - your water pistol! It's empty for now, but when it's full, it's a great distraction, and it's completely legal! Probably. You holster it into your inventory.
While you're here, you grab 15 dollars from your "secret stash" and move it into your wallet.
>Recognize the fact that you're in a Groundhog Day loop and try to break out of it. Or do the above and get infinite money.
While the readers are full aware of what is going on, you (Jamie) don't see why a little deja vu means you're stuck in some time loop. You decide to keep a better eye on what's going on around you, since patterns is a good way to tell you're stuck in such a loop.
And people say watching TV does not help you.
>Now that you can restart when you want go hold a bank hostage to get you Fruity needs.
That would another way to get more money, you guess. You'd like to get some breakfast first, though.
>Find out the Froot Loops were put in the pantry with all your plates and bowls.
You're pretty sure you've already checked the pantry, but you decide to try again. In the pantry there are bowls and plates, some Pringles and other snacks, etc. You spot a box of cereal but it's just your mom's Raisin Bran. But behind it, you see a red box. You move the box of Raisin Bran and you see a box of Froot Loops.
> Facepalm.
You clasp your head in your hands as you sign dramatically. You're kind of an idiot sometimes. You grab the box of cereal, but you soon find out it is empty.
>Start breaking things in anger
You slam the box on the floor in your frustration. Why must you be tormented so?
A little note falls out of the box when you slam it down.
> Find Tyler's house. Break in.
As much as you would like to go take out your anger on Tyler, you have little means to break into his house. Well, you suppose you could always ask Taylor for help getting you inside, but you don't really want to talk to him after what happened last week.
>But we have to eat cereal to go back. We should focus on getting that before we get a need to go back.
Right. Finding your cereal is your current priority. Right?
What will you do next?
Inventory:
- Wallet
- 38.17 dollars
- Drivers License
- 8 mints
- Kitsune Mask
- Froot Loops Watch (equipped)
- Snowman Sweater(equipped)
- Sweatpants (equipped)
- Mystery Socks (???)
- Swimsuit
- Water Pistol
>Go to car.
>SPEED TO SWIMMING POOL
> Win swimming competing for cereal!
>Accidentally get entered in the Olympics.
I think I'm funny but really I'm not
>Go get cereal. Don't forget about the gas this time.
Read the note
Something something DBZ
>find a frog, then train that frog to hate and attack Tyler so you can have a cool attack pet frog.
What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, but enough talk have at you!
At the heart of the world...
>Please let's not make Pavlov's Frog here.
see you, space cowboy.
>TRAIN THE FROG
Long live the New Bev.
Blitzy....
>Wait for your neighbors to leave, then steal panties.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
> Pay exactly zero dollars for the milk and cereal and run out of the store.
> Also poke Zoey in the eyeball with my umbrella for good measure.
> Accidentally drive into the grocery store. Also accidentally run over Tyler. And maybe Jesse.