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Bizarro versions of celebrities
edited 11th Apr '17 9:06:05 AM by CyberController
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"Hi, I'm Bizzaro Charlie Sheen! I'm a totally normal, sane guy, and I've got lion's blood. Losing!"
edited 13th Apr '17 9:13:03 AM by IchigoMontoya
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"I'm Wilford Brimley, and I have Type One Diabeetus."
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
I'm Bay Michael, and I've just made another amazing movie about your favorite franchises that stays true to canon!
see you, space cowboy.
hi, i'm brian cursed. i consider myself to be a rather chill guy, people say i'm too quiet but i think i'm just loud enough.
Long live the New Bev.
How sweet it is
Hello, I'm Bizarro!Lady Gaga. Yes, the dress I'm wearing is made from normal fabric. You like it?
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Blitzy....
Bad times to quote The Room
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"What do you mean, I can't make a withdrawal from the bank? Where's my fuckin' money, Denny?!"
see you, space cowboy.
"Mister Smith, you're being charged with domestic abuse."
"I DID NAHT HIT HER, IT'S NAHT TRUE! IT'S BOWLSCHIT, I DID NAHT HIT HER! I DID NAAAAHHT!"
Long live the New Bev.
To the breaking wheel, heretic!
(Phwoosh-phwoosh) (TWHACK TWHACK TWHACK)
"YOU ARE TERIMME APAHRT LISAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
edited 19th Apr '17 8:36:51 AM by Almohad
Don't Try It
After a person told them how an accident killed their entire family.
"Ha ha ha. What a story"
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
How sweet it is
"Look, sweetheart! Watch me <insert stupid stunt here>!"
"Well, I don't want to marry him anymore." (within earshot)
edited 2nd May '17 8:37:48 PM by Berrenta
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Blitzy....
How not to write a book
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"Hmm, my hero seems almost too flawed and believable... time to go full-blown Mary Sue!"
edited 2nd May '17 8:52:29 PM by IchigoMontoya
How sweet it is
"Want to read a story I wrote myself?" *hands out a novel that is a blatant copy of a famous book with different names for each character*
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Lovely Legilimens
"My writing's too bland..." (grabs a thesaurus and uses all the fancy words from there)
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Blitzy....
Bad times to quote Team Fortress 2
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"What will you be having today?"
-points to ribs on the menu- "I will eat your ribs, I will eat them up!"
-When asked about your significant other at the altar-
"I fear no man, but.. THAT THING scares me!"
At church
"If God had wanted you to live, He would not have created me!"
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
At someones's deathbed
"Go to hell, and tell the devil I'm coming for him next!"
(After witnessing a particularly disturbing industrial accident)
"You either like me or you don't, make up your damn mind!"
edited 8th Apr '17 12:21:46 PM by TheFarmboy
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!