Your avatar asks the above avatar a question.

I don't understand. How did you and your companions get to be so popular? Forgive me if I sound resentful, I just... don't understand why no one enjoys my sophisticated theatrics.

That would be Othello. It's a shame those critics didn't enjoy my performance.

edited 18th May '17 10:28:05 AM by DrNoPuma

You asked me this a while ago, and now I'm curious. What's your favorite Shakespeare play?

That all depends. Are you sincerely barbaric enough to eat another sapient being? Or is that okay by you because I'm a different species? Either way, I believe the security department would like to have a word with you.

edited 18th May '17 9:39:06 AM by BaconZorp

What do you taste like with a leek and some potatoes?

Sure. I don't think cats have a huge bounty. Unless you're like Ein.

edited 19th May '17 12:45:39 PM by CyberController

Will you please stop threating me with that firearm? I do not want to dirty my fur and claws with your blood.

{musically} Yes my teeth and ambitions are bared, BE PREPARED!

edited 18th May '17 9:56:13 AM by vjoi

Did you ever see that one movie with the lions in it? Y'know, Hachuka Matama, circle of life, all that stuff?

Uh, hi. I'm Peanut. My BFF Pickle and I met a few demons last Halloween, it was pretty chill. They crashed our party and it was kinda terrifying? But then everything was cool and we went trick-or-treating down where they live, so.

edited 18th May '17 10:06:17 AM by Tre

So, you're clearly not a human, but I didn't think demons came as weak as you! Tell me, what are you?

It's just how I style it. What, you got a problem with it? Too tall for you? Feh, you're lucky Flonne is around or you'd be dead for that!

edited 18th May '17 10:00:40 AM by Cabe_Bedlam

For the love of god, what is going on with your hair?

Of course not, don't be stupid. But I don't really have anywhere else to go, do I? And I don't "kiss ass!" I'm blatant about this place sucking! Well maybe I'm not that loud about it, but still...

edited 19th May '17 6:44:45 AM by BaconZorp

I just need t'ask... you enjoy life? Like... y'know, workin' for a big, exploitative profit-makin' enterprise, climbin' the corporate ladder, kissin' ass in the boardroom, the smell o' money in the furnace... does it make you happy?

Don't even think about it, buddy.

edited 19th May '17 10:16:04 AM by PresidentStalkeyes

Where'd you come from? Hey, who made you? Do you taste good? I bet you do!

Course! Just had a little fun with some lions. -grin- How about you and me play now?

edited 19th May '17 6:42:29 AM by Murataku

... Are you okay, sir?

No, I'm not a... Nurgalgus... And no, I'm not mean.

I mean, unless you piss me off, that much is obvious.

edited 19th May '17 7:04:51 AM by BaconZorp

Woah! Are you nuralagus?

And you're not mean, are you?

Wh-who are you? And what are prinnies?

Really, we think you have the wrong guys.

Guys, I'm hungry....

edited 19th May '17 5:25:07 PM by arimothereindeer

So, are you the ones who've been messing with my prinnies? What do you have to say for yourselves?

Careful what you say there, unless you'd like a first hand demonstration of why my vassals stay loyal! It helps that my old man was respected across the netherworld, but that's not my problem. What really matters here is power, and you're free to lose if you think you can take me!

edited 19th May '17 2:35:10 PM by Cabe_Bedlam

D—> I was led to believe that overlords and STRONG leaders are larger in stature

D—> With rare e%ceptions

D—> How do you get others to follow you

:PP < you don't n33d to be big to be tough, silly! that's highblood goofiness

D—> Are you refurring, shoot, referring to Vantas or the highb100d

:33 < karkitty can be kind of grumpy meeting mew people

:// < or really anybody to be pawnest

:|| < and as fur gamz33 er... we don't really talk much to him these days

D—> He has a habit of showing up une%pected though

D—> So keep a 100kout

edited 19th May '17 7:10:12 PM by burinnu

Could you two introduce me to that friend of yours? I hear he's interested in parallel universes and cancer research. Sounds like we could get along.

Never heard of the place, and I don't know any of my relatives who snore that loudly. Not that I get out of the lab much to travel or keep tabs on any of them these days, mind you...

edited 19th May '17 7:49:47 PM by TheGreatUnknown

Say dear, are you related to that big red dragon that Fluttershy had to relocate? His snoring was causing all the smoke near Ponyville, that's why.

What are you talking about? Everypony was just... born the way they are right now. My friend Twilight likes dabbling into science, but she is not at all ethically challenged.

What about that time when she forced the Crusaders and I to like her doll Smarty Pants?

She was out of her mind at that time, and was just needlessly worrying.

edited 21st May '17 7:28:20 PM by TroperNo9001

So, who's the ethically challenged scientist who created you creatures? I bet he's got a high bounty.

These are mine! No pesky birds can touch 'em.

edited 21st May '17 8:24:59 PM by CyberController

-pecks and tugs at shiny earrings- Caw?

-looks somewhat offended at being called "Mister", but otherwise just peers at his face carefully-

edited 21st May '17 7:44:38 PM by Murataku

Oh, hello, Mr. Crow! Did you know that your species has the capacity to recognize and remember human faces? That's right; you might even remember me somewhere down the line!

As a matter of fact, yes, and it's one that all rabbit owners should know. Contrary to popular belief, rabbits can not subsist on a diet primarily of carrots. In fact, root vegetables aren't part of a rabbit's natural diet at all, and should only be given to them as an occasional treat.

So why do we think rabbits are all carrot-crazy? Bugs Bunny. The image of Bugs Bunny munching on carrots is so iconic, it's lead us all to believe that that's what rabbits eat, all the time. As for why Bugs was given a carrot in the first place, it goes back to the 1934 romantic comedy, It Happened One Night. There's a scene where Humphrey Bogart chats up Claudette Colbert while chewing on a carrot, and the animators showed Bugs doing the same as a reference to that scene. But audiences seemed to like it, so that just became his schtick.

edited 23rd May '17 4:58:35 AM by TyeDyeWildebeest

Hmmmm... got any facts on rabbits?

Working, most likely. I dunno, honestly.

... wait why do you ask?

edited 22nd May '17 5:35:28 AM by BaconZorp

So, uh... whatchu doin' tonight?

Oh, um... never mind, then. Y-you just seem kinda nice and I wanted to get to know y'all a bit better.

Oh, y'all are one o' those preds. Yeah, I see how it is. Look, son, I ain't into that sort o' stuff. I ain't even that great a 'warrior'. Nowadays, we just shoot stuff an' they drop dead. I don't think yo' unevolved ass can compete with that. No offence.

edited 22nd May '17 11:49:22 AM by PresidentStalkeyes

are you also a great warrior? I have been searching for a warrior who could match my skill and provide me a challenge in battle!

no I live here this continent is my home and my kingdom.

edited 22nd May '17 8:06:05 AM by vjoi

So you just lay around eating things...?

Are you homeless, sir?

Heck are you talking about? I'm a rabbit. Even in worlds where we aren't sapient, we're still pretty common!

edited 23rd May '17 4:07:26 AM by BaconZorp

You a Buneary trying a new style, brah? ...Cool, cool.

-pincers start to crackle with electricity- You sure about that, bro?

edited 23rd May '17 2:41:49 AM by Murataku

You ready to meet sharpy?

Nah, it's called yoga.

edited 23rd May '17 2:25:28 AM by Dauthium_Silencer

"...Does that hurt?"

If you want your body to course with thousands of volts of electricity, sure.

edited 28th May '17 10:44:50 AM by Enirboreh