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On a scale of 1 to 10, how successful would you call your schemes?

Just what I've been told about them by the other Pokémon on my trainer's team who saw them. I'd hate to run into one or else I might eat my friends without ever realizing it.

edited 14th Dec '16 10:18:27 AM by kablammin45

So, what do you know about those Nihilego things?

Oh, he's just fine. I-I mean, he ain't exactly... I don't think he really moved on from our re-spective kithoods. He's still a bit of a troublemaker, b-but I learned not to listen to him. Not after a li'l lapse I had, but... y'all don't really wanna know about that.

edited 14th Dec '16 8:32:49 AM by PresidentStalkeyes

So, uh... how's Travis these days?

No, not at all! Air Man is so cool. Of course, he is a little... self-centered, but he's still incredibly strong.

edited 14th Dec '16 9:19:34 AM by arcada188

Are you jealous of Air Man?

Yup.

edited 14th Dec '16 2:46:22 PM by CyberController

What are you supposed to be? A badass Christmas themed Little Red Riding Hood?

He's my son. He's a big disappointment.

edited 15th Dec '16 6:58:43 AM by Avenuewriter

Are you related at all to Doogie Howser, M.D.?

Oh you know, green cloak, santa hat, no pants, And these cute little bows!

edited 15th Dec '16 5:42:51 AM by BaconZorp

What are you wearing right now, aside from your mask?

No, you got it wrong. It's the Juralian New Year. We have had to accomodate our holidays to the Terran time cycle, since our homeworld was destroyed. All those new elements, such as this nice hat, became part of our holiday after Maou's death.

edited 15th Dec '16 6:48:26 AM by arcada188

Jurals celebrate Christmas?

Well....they make for better kissing? I dunno.

edited 15th Dec '16 6:51:26 AM by kablammin45

Why do you have human lips?

Of course we can! I mean, you'd have to fill in what you had in mind, but we can do balloon animals, magic tricks, a lot of stuff!

What was that, B?

*B tells her about more... interesting forms of party entertainment.*

I'm... really?

edited 15th Dec '16 6:51:32 AM by BaconZorp

Are you gals available to entertain at holiday parties?

A game of of skill and tactics, primarily, such as wargames. We have rather a fondness for them here. Why, what did you think I meant?

edited 15th Dec '16 6:52:16 AM by TheGreatUnknown

What sort of game are you talking about?

<<Let me think about it... No. Only my trainer's allowed to pet me.>>

<<Who? The only dragons I know so far are Garchomp, Goodra and Kommo-o.>>

edited 16th Dec '16 5:37:41 AM by TroperNo9001

Can I pet you?

Thing is, I really can't remember! All I know is that I was a boy, but that's it. Even then, I would never want to go back!

edited 15th Dec '16 8:57:31 AM by BaconZorp

What do you think of Dragon Princess III?

What was it like before becoming a Gal?

Oh, Yang gave it to me. Isn't she a great sister?

edited 15th Dec '16 8:58:17 AM by CyberController

What's that giant candy cane you're holding?

You're talkin' to the wrong Magikoopa! I'm not Kamek!

edited 15th Dec '16 12:03:43 PM by DrNoPuma

How did you become Baby Bowser's babysitter? Did the previous King of the Koopas die a little too early?

He has murdered countless of our kin. We cannot let him go.

edited 15th Dec '16 10:20:13 AM by arcada188

Do you ever get tired of trying to stop Ken?

What?! grit You don't think I could naturally look like this? (Don't answer that question) grit Though on the other hand...

edited 15th Dec '16 10:28:57 AM by kablammin45

Are you some bizarre result of a cosmetics factory polluting the local reservoir?

No, but you can use Cuddy's ass as a life preserver.

edited 16th Dec '16 8:04:26 AM by Avenuewriter

Can you use Foreman's head as a mirror?

It means what it means. I'm a villain. What am I supposed to call myself, "Robbie Roses"? "Robbie Reliable"? Blech, give me a break.

edited 16th Dec '16 5:25:11 AM by Murataku

Why would you call yourself Robbie Rotten? Does Rotten mean something else where you come from?

No, I stuff most of the things in there myself!

edited 16th Dec '16 6:02:41 AM by BaconZorp

Did anyone try to stick anything into your... mouth hole?

I... I believe we do. It's rather more obvious for Lord Maou.

edited 17th Dec '16 11:58:15 AM by arcada188

Do you have genders in your Jural form?

Oh, I took a Moo-Mooshroom. It's a Sexy Powerup.

edited 17th Dec '16 2:25:21 PM by CyberController

Why are you the only Shy Gal with cow parts?

Multiple times, I have faced a warrior known as Galacta Knight. He is powerful, but not enough to beat me.

edited 17th Dec '16 1:11:46 PM by DrNoPuma

In your search for Worthy Opponents, have you ever run into anyone especially worthy (that isn't Kirby)?

Seems like it. I mean, I ain't what they call a foxy judge o' character, but... well, Jude's a bright spark in a dark world. I wouldn't blame 'er if she still hated me for all the dung I put 'er through, but it's like she can see the good in everythin'. Wish more mammals were like that.

edited 17th Dec '16 4:46:37 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

Are you on good terms with Judy now?

<<I'm so afraid of them! They lurk deep in the shadows, then BAM! They strike you down like a thief in the night! They also secrete poison from their pores when they're agitated, but my Psychic powers can't pierce through them!>>

(Just hearing about those Dark-type Eeveelutions made his fur stand on its ends already.)

edited 17th Dec '16 5:57:09 PM by TroperNo9001

What do you think of Umbreons?

Somebody's cubby house or something. What? They weren't using it, it was just sitting there!

edited 17th Dec '16 5:36:08 PM by Murataku