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You ever consider wearing lifts or something?

Hmph, never. I am always Number One! The greatest villain in all of Lazy Town!

edited 23rd Aug '17 7:01:47 AM by Murataku

How often do you feel like you're not Number One?

No, my brother is a Dragonair named Arnold...and I couldn't tell you that last part. Maybe if I ever meet Goobert, it wouldn't hurt to ask him if he finds me familiar...

edited 23rd Aug '17 7:01:59 AM by kablammin45

Is Goobert your brother? Wasn't he your trainer in his past life?

I found it weird at first, but they eventually grew to love us all. I even have fans myself.

edited 23rd Aug '17 8:24:28 AM by TroperNo9001

how does it feel to be apart of a children's show watched by adult social outcasts?

ok so i have my own theories about this.

• in game depending on what gender the player is, thats pyros gender
• during contracts in game, in a rare voice line, miss pauling calls him "buddy" so this is saying pyro is a boy

edited 23rd Aug '17 8:13:49 AM by sickasfrickfren

What gender do you identify as? (I had to ask!)

I'm glad you noticed, this patrol car was completely customized to accommodate the patrol's unique needs! Oh—wait, you were talking about the wheelchair, weren't you? Well, that's pretty awesome, too. Check out these mechanical arms, boxing gloves, suspension system...not a bad replacement, even if I can't dance anymore.

edited 23rd Aug '17 8:12:07 AM by TheGreatUnknown

What sort of ride do you have?

Goobert? (giggles slightly) I'm not Goobert. My name is Sheena. I'm another Goodra he hasn't met canonically yet. I'm sure he's doing fine, though.

edited 23rd Aug '17 9:23:39 AM by kablammin45

How're you doing, Goobert?

Mostly organic. With some cybernetic attachments, mostly in my back and wings, to help hold the base up.

edited 23rd Aug '17 3:49:52 PM by TacoBadger

Are you half-mechanical, half-organic? How does it feel?

Uh... nothing! Sure, these bandits may have caught me a little off guard, but uh... I've definitely got this under control!

edited 23rd Aug '17 9:27:56 AM by DrNoPuma

What's got you so worried, if you're such a crack shot?

The strangest wish must have been Theofratus' wish for death. He created me and wished for death because of his regrets instead of fixing his mistakes. I could never understand that man.

edited 23rd Aug '17 9:41:14 AM by Cabe_Bedlam

So what's the weirdest wish you've made come true?

Huh? *looks down* Whoa! Sorry about that, you okay? Alright, team, looks like this guy needs some extra CHEERING to get better!

edited 24th Aug '17 6:06:39 AM by Zanreo

Oh dear... is, uh... is that fellow alright?

darn you unknown, makin me do research

I-I mean... we're talking about an almost living person. It takes up a lot of room. Sorry I can't give a proper answer...

edited 23rd Aug '17 8:42:21 PM by BaconZorp

Exactly how much ROM does a fully-functional AI take up on a laptop, anyway?

So, Shorty, Wilfred, and I work really well together. We're a well-oiled machine and can fight or rescue anything you can name, and we also have connections to a really great mechanic—so we figured, why not use this ability for good? Monsters—that's right, monsters—aren't going to defeat themselves! All we had to do to start training was respond to a mail-order contest, anyway.

edited 23rd Aug '17 8:53:22 PM by TheGreatUnknown

Soooo, uh. What made you join the force?

I'm Tiny! I guess you could call me an inventor, an archaeologist, a music fan, or some combination of those.

{They meant what species you are, you dolt!}

Well, I would have said that if I knew it myself! Geez.

edited 24th Aug '17 11:43:13 AM by Tre

what are you?

huhhh hudda huda huh huddahuddahudhud huda huddah hudd huddy hud hudda heddah uh duh duhuh hudda huh huddah hudda hudda hudada hudda hu huh

translation: yea, but scout ran away screaming and he really doesn't like being around me because he saw. medic, engie and miss pauling are the only nice people to me.

edited 24th Aug '17 9:39:35 AM by sickasfrickfren

Ever tried taking that mask off?

Well...no...what's the "web", anyway? Is that one of those old human things?

edited 24th Aug '17 12:33:59 PM by kablammin45

So, ever considered looking your species name on the web?

-stabs Bacon-

edited 24th Aug '17 11:10:39 AM by CyberController

Steven will you please put that knife down?

I just... can't believe we're trapped here...

edited 24th Aug '17 11:25:58 AM by BaconZorp

Why Do you look so shocked?

The cheapest part of this suit cost thousands, and was worth every penny.

edited 24th Aug '17 11:26:39 AM by vjoi

How much money did you drop on that armor?

Quite the opposite, actually. My power is very honest, it will give you exactly what your heart desires. Even if that is not what you tell me out loud. Vayne should know this all too well, I'm afraid.

edited 24th Aug '17 11:47:55 AM by Cabe_Bedlam

Do you consider yourself a Literal Genie?

-shrugs- It's complicated.

Ice Bear suggests that you don't question such things.

edited 24th Aug '17 11:56:01 AM by DrNoPuma

Hey Panda, how do you guys get internet all the way out to the cave?

Yikes, fighting? I can't say I'm really violent at all... I mean, I guess there's this whole thing with Big, but he's still my brother. I don't want to hurt him, I just want the Pants back.

edited 25th Aug '17 5:01:15 PM by Tre

What do you fight against, exactly?

how's your day been

hudda hudda huh

edited 25th Aug '17 7:52:39 AM by sickasfrickfren

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Can you talk with that mask on?

... Not very fun, but I assume you already know that.

edited 25th Aug '17 7:38:13 AM by BaconZorp

How's it like studying at that haunted school?

I'd probably still be the Friendship Ambassador to the dragons and help strengthen their relations with the ponies. I'd still check in on my friends since they'll have most likely gone separate ways, though. Maybe have a friendship reunion after all those years?

edited 25th Aug '17 8:18:37 AM by TroperNo9001