Hunger Games Simulator

Why did you only make those your reserves!? Time and space need to be in more Games!

My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!

Best Sayians- Raditz and Nappa Abridged

What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, but enough talk have at you!

I came up with a new type of Arena event, but first here's some ambient sounds as we wait for the next season to begin.

• Space Sounds [1]

Technically, what you're hearing in the video I linked to isn't sounds since sound doesn't travel in space, but electromagnetic waves.

The new type of Arena event I came up with I call Death Races. Unlike a normal Arena event, the goal isn't strictly to kill tributes but to come in first place, though Death Races still function like a standard Arena event by default.

In a Death Race, the finishing placements only count the ones who actually survived the race, and the order of the placements is determined by the following formula:

• The surviving tribute at the top of the page is the one who came in first, the next surviving tribute came in second, the nest surviving tribute came in third, etc. all the way to the bottom of the page.

As an example, here's my own Death Race suggestion:

Death Race: The Tributes have a whitewater rafting race.

• Surviving Scenario: (Player1) crosses the finish line.
• Death 1: The turbulent water causes (Player1)'s canoe to flip over, battering (him/her1) with sharp debris in the strong river currents.
• Death 2: The rushing river suddenly does a sharp dip, causing (Player1)'s canoe to go airborne with (him/her1) ending up getting impaled on the sharp rocks below.
• Death 3: (Player1) nudges (Player2)'s canoe into a beaver dam, upon which the angry beavers take revenge by gnawing (Player2) to death.
• Death 4: Seeing that the river splits up ahead, (Player1) rams (Player2)'s canoe into what seems like to more dangerous path, only for (Player1) to fall down a waterfall after taking the other path.
• Death 5: (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) get stuck in a whirlpool and drown.

edited 8th Dec '16 1:26:54 PM by TheGamechanger

The League of Heroes

I'm out of ideas, so here is Gold◊ and Iron◊.

I know someone else nominated elements, but I can't remember who.

Well, here's my latest idea: Team One-Letter Name!

Team One-Letter 1: Q◊ and K'◊.

Team One-Letter 2: Former Hall-of-Famer G◊ and M◊ (the Judi Dench version, and also the only one of these characters who isn't from a video game).

"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."

So... who's gonna host?

"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."

Not me, busy today.

I'll host. It's been a while.

Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️

Are you setting up the screens as well?

Yeah. I'm start tomorrow.

Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️

Cabe, you have the save?

"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."

I should have it, one moment

Edit: yep, there it is.

edited 8th Dec '16 7:53:49 PM by Cabe_Bedlam

I need to update these things more often

Can I make some changes to the save before we use it? I noticed some mistakes I want to fix, plus I had some ideas.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

You know how humanity was the largest group tribute that was killed?

I've found a way to take it Up To Eleven: 108 billion humans is the estimated grand total of every human who was ever born.

The League of Heroes

If you're not submitting the multiverse as a tribute, you haven't gone far enough!

I need to update these things more often

In some franchises it's implied that there's more than one multiverse, so to take it even further have All of Existence be a tribute for the season after this one.

Now that I think about it, we just mentioned enough tributes to do a full team of "Massive Group Tributes To Be Killed":

• Humanity (7 Billion)
• The Souls of Humanity (108 Billion)
• The Multiverse (Countless Lives)
• All of Existence (Even More Countless Lives)

If all four of these tributes were killed by the same tribute, we'd have the absolute most murderous tribute in the history of the Hunger Games Simulator.

edited 8th Dec '16 9:06:34 PM by TheGamechanger

The League of Heroes

I added a seasonal Arena Event:

Santa Claus arrives in the arena, and he knows who's been naughty and nice.

(Player1) is on the nice list.
Tributes: 1

Santa Claus rains burning coal on (Player1) for being naughty.
Tributes: 1
Killer: None
Killed: Player1

(Player1) eagerly opens a gift from Santa, which sprays a deadly neurotoxin in (his/her1) face.
Tributes: 1
Killer: None
Killed: Player1

Santa Claus rewards (Player1) with an assault rifle for being good all year, which (he/she1) uses to mow down (Player2) and (Player3).
Tributes: 3
Killer: Player1
Killed: Player2, Player3

(Player1) and (Player2) are gored by the antlers of Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen.
Tributes: 2
Killer: None
Killed: Player1, Player2

Santa Claus shoves (Player1) and (Player2) down a chimney and sets it on fire for not leaving him any milk and cookies. Ho ho ho.
Tributes: 2
Killer: None
Killed: Player1, Player2

edited 8th Dec '16 9:11:16 PM by Anomalocaris20

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

"Deadly neurotoxin"

Wait, is Santa G La DOS? That would explain a lot, actually ...

I need to update these things more often

GLaDOS doesn't have a monopoly on deadly neurotoxin. Just a large market share.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

I like that Santa event.

Same here ^_^

I know it's still too early, but have some more Christmas events:

• (Player1) receives a Christmas present from an unknown sponsor.
• (Player1) and (Player2) exchange their gifts.
• (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) go caroling at (Player5)'s camp.
• (Player1) holds a mistletoe above (Player2)'s and (Player3)'s heads.
• (Player1) holds a mistletoe above (his/her1) head and (Player2)'s.
• (Player1) spies on (Player2) making out with Santa Claus, unaware that it's (Player3) inside the suit. (Night)

edited 8th Dec '16 9:25:47 PM by TroperNo9001

"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."

All added, along with a fatal event:

"(Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) go caroling at (Player5)'s camp, who kills all of them to get some peace and quiet."

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

Normal version:

• (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) dress up as the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future to scare (Player4) into the Christmas spirit.

Lethal versions:

• (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) dress up as the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future to give (Player4) a Christmas gift by killing (him/her4).
• (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) dress up as the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future to scare (Player4), only for (him/her4) to turn the tables on them by murdering them all.

The League of Heroes

There should be an arena event where the Krampus pays a visit.

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