Don't Try It
"Uhh.... hey baby... you're hot."
"Yeah! Fire! Fire! Fire"
Ten seconds later, Beavis and Butt-head were burnt to a crisp. Beavis was aroused by it at first, but then he panicked.
edited 9th Oct '16 9:46:05 AM by TheFarmboy
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
PINNACLE OF MAN
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Best-case scenario: The bus driver Jural takes up a new identity.
Worst-case scenario: 50% of the Juralian race is burned to death.
I wonder if Beavis and Butthead would like to bang an alien?
edited 9th Oct '16 9:46:00 AM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Red Like Santa
Cinder gets attacked by Maou, and responds by burning him to death.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Red Like Santa
bump
Now known as Cyber Controller
Spooky Fugger
Me have shiny keys.
You like?
edited 14th Oct '16 3:27:38 PM by KaizerGibby
"Give before you take, or I'll hit you with a rake" ~ Socrates
Red Like Santa
It definitely doesn't work.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Dimension keeper and creator.
The screams of the above avatar fill the room
I am the most important being in the universe, and yet...I am worthless... Just... Like... You.
see you, space cowboy.
Red Like Santa
I don't think it'll work/
Now known as Cyber Controller
see you, space cowboy.
Hey look at my Stand! Look at him! He's like a fucking pug!... Wanna go out?
Long live the New Bev.
PINNACLE OF MAN
Cardigans blushes heavily, as even what is basically a flying one-eyed mushroom/tadpole is good partner material. Also, her attempts at seduction look awkward.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Red Like Santa
I don't think he's into humans. But being threatened with fire can really convince someone...
Now known as Cyber Controller
Cinder likely ignores him, until she realizes he's an alien with advanced technology.
That, and he's a megalomaniacal control freak who can sometimes nearly pull off his plans without a hitch.
The next sighting of Cinder is a portrait of her on a milk carton labeled MISSING.
Red Like Santa
I don't think Zim is into human women.
Now known as Cyber Controller
PINNACLE OF MAN
Zig tries to use his HYENA CHARISMA.
He fails.
Bernie is probably more eloquent in this regard, but he's still a mere hermit crab.
"Are you... are you trying to court me?"
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Voltar makes a terrible "girl hyena" costume and tries to make Zig fall in love with him. Zig attacks him.
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
Red Like Santa
I don't think so.
Now known as Cyber Controller
*Vague plotting intensifies*
I don't see any reason for Yamato to try to seduce someone; he's purely goal-oriented. He would probably fail if he tried.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Red Like Santa
The Raccoon just runs away from the weird human girl.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Red Like Santa
bump
Now known as Cyber Controller
Blitzy....
Nah, Ruby's heart is with Weiss.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Maybe I should quit my project and milk cows instead?
see you, space cowboy.
G's just trying to invite her to watch a movie with her, but it comes out as a bunch of weird innuendos.
The girl likely replies by trying to kill her.
edited 19th Dec '16 7:07:53 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
Blitzy....
Ruby fails.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
She does succeed.
Now known as Cyber Controller