Red Like Santa
Interfector
Kryptonian.
Have only a laptop or a tablet?
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
The Absolute Madman
Tablet like the one I'm using to type this.
Become a fox spirit or a cat spirit?
"We be we baby!"
89 years old!?
Fox spirit.
Would you rather wear living clothes for a whole week or knight's armour for a whole day?
Umm... so, personally... this is the first time this has happened, so I'm a bit surprised. Only a centimetre away...
Interfector
Armor.
Be the prey or the hunters?
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Boisterous woman
Hunter, less scary.
Fight Batman or Green Arrow?
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
Green arrow, because Batman'd easily outgambit me.
Would you rather crash a plane or a boat?
The Absolute Madman
Boat. Not many people will be killed on that.
Be brainwashed or be enslaved
edited 8th Jul '16 4:39:45 PM by NegaKingKix
"We be we baby!"
Interfector
Don't Try It
Have your child's love or respect? (If you don't like kids, let's just say students.)
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
The Absolute Madman
Respect.
Drink Chocolate milk or Banana Milkshake?
"We be we baby!"
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
Chocolate milk. I don't like the flavor of bananas.
Drink milk or Silk? note
edited 9th Jul '16 7:12:30 PM by Weirdguy149
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Interfector
I'm lactose intolerant, so I'll take Silk.
Receive a bottle of Mountain Dew or Cherry Coca-cola?
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
cherry coke
watch your parents have sex or watch kittens being tortured and mutilated
Watch kittens be mutilated. I don't want to go through the trauma of the other.
A Disney movie every month or no Disney at all?
Love tearing bad movies to shreds? Join us every night at 8 PM
Red Like Santa
Definitely the former.
Live in a stereotypical anime or a stereotypical Western Animation.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Don't Try It
Fascist. All hail me!
Be the villain of the story, for the good of everyone else, or be a hero, who's really a complete monster?
Boisterous woman
Villain.
Would you rather confess all your sins to your best friend, or be forced to watch all of the most horrible movies in the world?
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
The Absolute Madman
All the horrible movies so I can do my own MST 3 K.
Become a Frankenstein monster or a swamp thing?
"We be we baby!"
swamp thing
Would you rather be labeled a sex offender for life, or serve as a human toilet for an hour?
Red Like Santa
Depends, is it the toilet of hot girls? 
Would you rather live in Naruto or One Piece? Now known as Cyber Controller
The Absolute Madman
One Piece, I guess mostly for Boa Hancock
Become The Woobie, but get stronger after each adventure to the point you will defeat the villain and win the girl,
Or
Become The Ace, and end up betraying everybody because of better options.
"We be we baby!"
Don't Try It
Would you rather have some of Column A, or Column B?
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
My Little Pony because Sonic Dreams Collection has ruined my ability to ship anyone from Sonic ever again.
...be trapped in the form of a donkey, an elephant, or an eagle for the rest of your life?
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.