Red Like Santa
Senior Citizen. I'd have an excuse to be an asshole.
Would you rather live in Japan or China?
Now known as Cyber Controller
La Lézarde
Japan. I hear it's got some pretty nice places to go to and I could try to get a job at Nintendo.
Would you rather be a great white shark for a week or a giant squid for a month?
edited 2nd Jul '16 8:08:02 PM by kablammin45
"Pardon me, that extremely loud and extremely deep voice you may have just heard. It was me. Oh, it is such a long story..."
The Absolute Madman
Shark, because I don't want to live underwater for a month.
Listen to sad songs or watch sad news?
"We be we baby!"
Boisterous woman
Listen to sad song.
Would you rather find 8 pages in the woods or work five nights at a pizzeria?
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
see you, space cowboy.
The pizzeria. At least then that no-faced motherfucker won't pop around all "Hey dude what's up? I'm not gonna kill you but... BOO!"
Kill someone or rape someone? THERE IS NO RIGHT ANSWER!
Long live the New Bev.
The Absolute Madman
Srsly? -sigh- Kill. At least in self-defense.
Become cursed with being a Gender Bender or Become cursed with swapping bodies with your Mom/Dad?
edited 3rd Jul '16 5:14:49 PM by NegaKingKix
"We be we baby!"
La Lézarde
I'll probably take the latter option if we're playing by the rules of the movie/book. (And thus meaning we switch back once we understand each other better.) I would probably half to switch with my mom, though, because I'm too socially awkward to pretend to be my dad.
Would you rather be a Crystal Gem or a resident of the Underground?
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Me too.
edited 3rd Jul '16 5:43:04 PM by kablammin45
"Pardon me, that extremely loud and extremely deep voice you may have just heard. It was me. Oh, it is such a long story..."
89 years old!?
Crystal Gem. I'm frankly getting tired of all the Undertale stuff.
Would you rather be a giant mouse or a tiny elephant?
Umm... so, personally... this is the first time this has happened, so I'm a bit surprised. Only a centimetre away...
The Absolute Madman
Tiny elephant so I can go on tiny adventures!
Have a big brother/sister or little brother/sister?
"We be we baby!"
Interfector
Little sibling.
Go without shoes or wear shoes without socks?
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Shadow of Legends
Shoes without socks.
Drink beer, wine, or rum?
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Boisterous woman
I don't like any of them, but beer.
Would you rather see South Korea or Japan?
edited 4th Jul '16 9:07:47 AM by Superjohn
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
The Absolute Madman
Japan, just to see how different it is from the sexy fantasies I've imagined about it.
Wear Short shorts or spandex?
"We be we baby!"
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
Short shorts. They might not be that bad if I wear proportionally revealing upper body clothing.
Would you rather be a Sith Warrior or Inquisitor?
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
Interfector
Inquisitor.
Get heatstroke or hypothermia?
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
The Absolute Madman
Hypothermia
Get Zika Virus or Swine Flu?
"We be we baby!"
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
Since I'm not a pregnant woman, zika would be preferable.
...lick a freezing pole or a hot pole?
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
Depends on precisely what temperature they are.
Be Guts or Griffith?
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
Guts. No matter which one you choose, you will be screwed.
Would you rather install Gentoo or install Arch Linux?
Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
see you, space cowboy.
I guess Gentoo. I'm a Windows guy.
Would you rather be forced to sit through Undertale references forever or Five Nights at Freddy's references forever.
Long live the New Bev.
82123
... You know, I actually like Undertale and I'd rather keep my opinion of it positive. I already dislike FNAF, so hating it more is probably the way to go here. Less suffering, y'know?
Would you rather go to a theme park on its first day of operation or its last?
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
The Absolute Madman
First day because it won't have that piss and vomit smell everywhere yet.
Sip on some gin and juice or blow on some "green and purple"?
"We be we baby!"
Interfector
Gin and juice, since I have no idea what the latter option is supposed to be.
Make Pluto a planet again or make Sedna a planet?
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Red Like Santa
2. I don't really care about Pluto.
Would you rather look at My Little Pony Rule 34 or Sonic the Hedgehog Rule 34?
Now known as Cyber Controller
Classic only because no one knows how the other Ghostbusters will do yet.
Would you rather be a sickly toddler or a durable senior citizen?
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.