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hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon. Since: May, 2015

Red Like Santa

#26: Jul 1st 2016 at 6:53:01 PM

This sucks. I've got nothing against those guys.

Now known as Cyber Controller

Corrosion Self-Replicating Mechanism of War from Some Galaxy Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?

Self-Replicating Mechanism of War

#27: Jul 2nd 2016 at 3:05:47 AM

The power of boogaloo.

I'M BRINGING BOOGALOO BACK, GUYS!

''Annihilate everything.''

inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Desperate

GAIA

#28: Jul 5th 2016 at 2:30:08 AM

I guess i can turn into any vehicle or weapon as long as its manufactured in Iran and or be able to have it and to use it

edited 5th Jul '16 3:31:51 PM by inkoalawetrust

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inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Desperate

GAIA

#29: Jul 21st 2016 at 3:51:48 PM

I GOT THA POWAH OF BUMPING THREADS

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DrNoPuma Tango from Toon Town Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?

Tango

#30: Jul 21st 2016 at 3:58:57 PM

I get water/Canada-based powers!

I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D

DingoWalley1 Asgore Adopts Noelle Since: Feb, 2014 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love

Asgore Adopts Noelle

#31: Jul 21st 2016 at 4:01:29 PM

The Power to teleport to Corning's Armory/YMCA in Corning, New York.

HaplessHuman Since: Jul, 2016

#32: Jul 29th 2016 at 10:34:31 AM

I got the power of Thomas Windebank!

(No, seriously, that's his name)

DrNoPuma Tango from Toon Town Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?

Tango

#33: Dec 17th 2016 at 7:26:00 AM

I have the power to protect women and children.

I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D

Awesomewade Cult Leader from Jambastion Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities

Cult Leader

#34: Dec 17th 2016 at 8:09:17 AM

I have the power of Christ.

“Happy Birthday Dark Lord, Happy Birthday!”

TheGreatUnknown Since: Jan, 2001

#35: Dec 17th 2016 at 9:00:12 AM

The power to hypnotize via country music.

DrNoPuma Tango from Toon Town Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?

Tango

#36: Dec 17th 2016 at 9:53:41 AM

I am a mountain-themed superhero. I get stone-based powers.

edited 17th Dec '16 9:53:58 AM by DrNoPuma

I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D

GrafVonTirol It wasn't a rock from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox

It wasn't a rock

#37: Dec 17th 2016 at 10:01:03 AM

I have the power to play Rugby

1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 426/1089 (39.12%)

inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Desperate

GAIA

#38: May 22nd 2017 at 9:20:46 AM

I have the power to transform into James Flynn ?

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Penroses hey from hey Since: Apr, 2017 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared

hey

#39: Jun 3rd 2017 at 4:53:39 PM

I have the power to teleport to this village?

hey

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