I'll tell you what would happen! DOOM! Sweet, sweet doom would happen!
How do you think I'd look in a dress?
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
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Roughly as hideous as you do now.
Don't you want to see the destruction of your world?!
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
ALREADY DID THAT. NOW I'M ON MY WAY TO BIGGER THINGS.
DO YOU WANT TO BE GIVEN TONS OF POWER, IN EXCHANGE FOR A TINY BOND OF SERVITUDE?
my current job
Does this servitude involve countless potshots at Pitty-Pat? If so, I accept with no hesitation!
What is it that drives you crazy?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Oh, I don't know, just about... EVERYTHING! But especially those bandicoots!
Don't you just love pain?
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
NO! PAIN HURTS BAD! VERY BAD PAIN!
AM I TOO LOUD?
straight up just a bear
Yes. It's very annoying.
What's some good music to fight to?
As much as I like such privileges, they might be distracting in combat. You need to stay focused to be an effective fighter.
Has anyone ever marched into your home and tried to claim it for themselves? Horrible, isn't it?
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
Yes. Freeloaders and Family members.
Have you ever been unable to spit out your feelings for someone? For four to five years?
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Yes, but try hundreds of years. Worse still, that someone (my brother) can never hear me again. 
Are you tired of the world's stupidity and selfishness too?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
"Well, gosh... I guess I AM kinda tired of people being selfish. But I can't really change that. I dunno about people being stupid, though..."
"Um... so how are ya?"
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
"Am feeling find, couldn't be better!"
"Anyone up for a fight?"
...eheh
"We're HAVING one, dipshit! Er, hold on... I seriously need to come up with a better insult, let's see... name list... blah blah blah... hm. Fuck it. I'll just call you Poopy."
"Ever killed someone just to see the way they die?"
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
No. That's sick. Really sick.
Have you ever died before? I promise you it isn't fun.
The Best Worst Psychonaut
"What kinda stupid question is that? O' course I ain't been dead before! I mean, I did once fight against a guy who could resurrect himself, but... jesus, I don't wanna talk about that asshole..."'
"So, what kinda pizza topping is y'favorite? I ain't got a lotta imagination here."
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."...What?! Out of all the things you could have asked me - ME, the GREATEST racer ever - you ask THAT?!
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
The Best Worst Psychonaut
"Well... yeah. What, y'gotta problem with that or somethin'? I couldn't really give half a shit how fast you are, losuh."
"What's up with this kid, anyway? He sounds like he's gotta huge stick up his ass."
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."Sorry, mister, but I do not know. Besides, I have more important things to worry about at the moment!
For example, what spices go good with bandicoot meat?
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
How sweet it is
Never had bandicoot before, so I probably wouldn't know. Though I don't care much about spices.
I just use salt. It really brings out the flavor.
TNA, what types of treasures do you collect?
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Lovely Legilimens
I'm not a treasure hunter, but I do have an animal shelter back at home. It's practically a wildlife sanctuary!
Would you like to cuddle these adorable critters?
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Jaded Techie Fox
Yeah, I would! I love animals!
Do you like animals?
Trust you? The only person I can trust is myself.Indeed I do!
(she of course keeps her mouth shut about the secret behind the animals in her forest)
Why would people want to hunt wild animals anyway?
...eheh
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Probably for protein.
Don't you find it wonderful when people's faces such as yours turn livid at the anagnorisis that they're going to die alone and all they've done was for naught?
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
If it's my exes, or people I hate, probably. -shoddy attempt at a rimshot-
Who's your favorite pal?
"The friends I have, both on the Internet and the ones I made after getting dragged to Cirai to face a powerful foe. Wonder how everyone's doing… both on my forums and on the forums I'm a member of…"
"What would happen if you got a ring of polymorph control?"
Dragon Riders is canceled and Team Dragon Rise is disbanded. I'm a failure as an administrator of two forums.