Not bad. Crabs are pretty cool.
"Pardon me, you dropped your handkerchief!"- Gibberish*
SO MUCH FUN
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.Yeah okay...
No! I'm Afraid of Blood!! But, hey, new me has a nice smile.
"Pardon me, you dropped your handkerchief!"Let's make a little list.
- Cuddle my new fluffy adorable self for half an hour.
- Take off my gloves to see what my hands look like.
- Consider how people might react to a talking Cartoon Creature with huge eyes.
- Say to myself 'eh, could be worse; could've been Sonic.'
- Stop caring and repeat step 1.
- Profit?
edited 24th Mar '16 9:12:27 PM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."I avoid as much salt as possible.
Now known as Cyber ControllerI become a god at paintball.
My fanfiction.net account, for those brave enough."Really? Why couldn't I have been Air Man?"
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"I do think it's a better look for me...
I'm a Digimon? Awesome!
Is this a Jo Jo reference?Heh. I guess it's an improvement over my current state of existence.
So, I'm a fox?
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!"When people say that I'm two different people, I mean in one."
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!I guess I better beat up some bad guys now.
Now known as Cyber ControllerYay. I get to read JUMP and break the fourth wall.
"We be we baby!"(dreads what my dad's going to say when he finds out I'm a pony)
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"FUCK ALL Y'ALL! I'M MOLTRES!
YES! I am the spoopiest spook ever!
"Pardon me, you dropped your handkerchief!"Oh, cool, I'm a Big Bad wizard dream guy.
...wait, no this is bad.
edited 12th Apr '16 8:31:18 AM by BlackMageAnolis
I'm a Kangaroo Knight or Warrior? What?!
So I'm a skeleton... and a flower? Trippy.
So the reason I don't know I've been a hippie my whole life was because I've been so incredibly stoned that my memories got mixed up? I should write an article on that
I AM LITERALLY A GOTHIC CHURCH WINDOW
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.Well shoot. Now that I'm a dog I can't claim on my 200th post
GET
I hate slugs. So now I hate myself.
edited 22nd Mar '16 8:40:36 AM by watdakstomp
The man of a million outdated references