Dumbest Fanfic You Ever Wrote?

I don't really write crack much, but I do have a "Gerry Carroll is a secret Drag Queen named Kitty Ricketts" fic in the works

A 28 Days Later crossover with House.

A very recent Simpsons one I did called "The Bart Identity" where I tried retconning Bart as the love child of Edna Krabapple and Sideshow Bob. It guest-starred Whitney Houston.

I deleted it from AO 3 after a week had passed.

Edited by Zarius on Jan 19th 2024 at 6:37:02 AM

Hopefully this isn't necroposting, and if it is, I apologize.

I wrote some really stupid Kingdom Hearts crack a few months ago for the funzies.

Two self-contained chapters so far.

The first one is about Sora figuring out that the letters in Xemnas's name can be rearranged to form the word "Mansex", and he tries to tell Xemnas during their final battle to demoralize him, only for Xemnas to reveal that he knew the whole time and really does have sex with men. Riku then distracts Xemnas by asking him who he's slept with, and while Xemnas is busy reading names off a very long list, Sora comes up from behind and stabs him.

The other one features Ansem (the one from the first game) suddenly bursting into his own version of You're Welcome while talking to Riku.

It's very dumb, and I'm in the process of making more.

I once wrote a silly little story based on Rollercoaster Tycoon (which had virtually nothing to do with the actual game, so it was In Name Only) and had the three main characters escaping from a traveling circus, and...well this was decades ago so I don't remember much on the plot, but the abusive owner gets arrested (except I had him agree to go to jail after he enjoys himself when he pulls a Heel–Face Turn after realizing how wrong he was to treat the star attractions like garbage)...again, I was like 10, deep story-writing isn't a thing I do. You should see the many Sonic the Hedgehog fics I wrote when I was even younger!

There was a tweet going around for a while that was something like "The Crocs stay ON, Daddy". I decided to write an Attack on Titan fanfic about it featuring Zeke (late teens) and Ksaver (the previous Beast Titan guy) (~40? I don't know).

Don't know how much I can go into it because it's sexual, but it's essentially just a Crack Fic. Still incredibly dumb, though.

The setting was non-canon because I don't think Crocs exist in the AOT universe (maybe), since I care about those details somehow.

(Yes, Zeke has fans. We exist!)

Edited by Zazie122 on Feb 23rd 2024 at 3:32:46 AM

Dumbest fics? Two of the precursors to the reference storylines which I wrote in fanfiction.net as of the very beginning of The New '20s. In hindsight, these became so convoluted or contrived, and/or a bit cringe that I cancelled both of them; in fact, I didn't even bother porting the older one to fanfiction.net at all. I moved on to "The tales between worlds" global multimedia Crisis crossover project that contains the reference storylines.

• Crisis on Infinite Worlds: Exclusively written in WPS Office. Taking place after the Arrowverse/CW Crisis, the heroes met found Kushina Uzumaki from a mysterious meteor, and some of the main heroes of OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes learning of said Crisis and... then some. The party gathered together from multiverses, and dealt with Rujuhoshi, the daughter of Akahoshi the Fourth Hoshikage of Hoshigakure, and... s**t happens.
  • What Could Have Been for this now-out fic: It would've been revealed that Rujuhoshi is a vessel of Perpetua, who secretly turned her into an Apex Predator by remote just before her death in Dark Nights: Death Metal. The Reveal would've come with nearly all of the entire party died fighting, including A-listers. Oathbound would've intervened and killed Rujuhoshi, albeit at the cost of the complete destruction of the Ninja world. The aftermath of the way would see Oathbound and the survivors (including K.O.) deal with Perpetua's rebirth and revenge, who wants to rampage the omniverse (i.e. all multiverses and realities ever) for what happened. To that end, the Zero Point was too be cracked again, this time causing insane instability of all existence across all versions of space-time, every points and everywhere; the pre-[1] Anti-Monitor would do an Enemy Mine Heroic Sacrifice to save all reality and bring everything back to normal, killing Perpetua once and for all.
  • I cancelled it because it was cringe enough to not worth bringing to FFN, and because I wrote the fic as a part of my response with D Toons Productions (long story). I tried to publish it without FFN, but it didn't take off at all.
• The Numberblocks and the Decade: A Crisis Crossover between Numberblocks and Kamen Rider Decade'' (and Kamen Rider in general). Exactly What It Says on the Tin: Numberblock Ten becomes Kamen Rider Decade, using the Decadriver. Sougo Tokiwa then ran by the Terrible Twos and then transformed...
  • What Could Have Been: ...and an easy victory, with four of the Terrible Twos even actually getting killed thanks to the Time Break kick. Which horrified the Numberblocks. Turns out Sougo is here because the Great Leader of Shocker has been meddling withseveral multiverses. Unable to count the number of worlds being Numberland, Ten rallied other Numberblocks to accompany Zi-O and join other Kamen Riders and defeat Shocker before the latter can do any further damage.
  • Cancelled because I lost interest and it turned out cringe and contrived.

Both fanfics allowed me to learn how to write the reference storylines in particular, and fanfiction in general. Make senses, since because I was learning (and still was at the beginning of the "Beyond the Edge" story), these started out cringe, but could be increasingly less so. Now that I'm pretty proud of what I wrote so far, these easily come across as dumb nowadays.

i think one of the dumbest i've ever written is an Octopath Traveler II fic where Temenos drinks the Grimace Shake while everyone else watches. yes, it's stupid. am i proud of it? yes. do i regret nothing? yes.

here it is if you wanna read it.