Destroy The Godmodder 2: Salvation

Force of Nature: 21/? (Free) Hint: Infused with Natural Energy.

What Even Gods Fear: 21/? (Free) Hint: Nobody knows where the heck it came from.

Attempting an action because nobody is helping me out in knowing what's going on.

   "Ergh...what the heck...?"   

Shadow and the others come to and pull themselves off the ground, and the Sacred Spirit immediately checks if Carmen is alright. Shadow scans the area, and immediately deduces that it is dangerous to stay put. The Party ducks under cover, trying to get their bearings and formulate a plan of action. Commander Protoh decides to be resourceful, and looks for something he can salvage from the downed chopper.

Plus three to Tabbune.

Tell me if any of this doesn't check out.

edited 7th Sep '15 7:03:36 AM by SacredSpirit123

I troll someone on the internet, causing them to rage and punch a wall, which hits back, which sends the guy flying, and he slams into an airplane, which causes it to activate defenses, so it shoots the guy with lasers, and a few of those lasers miss and hit Glitched Tabbune.

Something Something Something: 29/60

Project Starfall: 47/450 +2 from battlefury, +1 from piono

• 2 to battlefury, +1 to piono

32/200 12/50

I'm gonna assume the red man is a genderbent Carmen. I won't even question why. I take my stonefish and start bashing the cage to save her/him. I hope this isn't some evil doppelgänger gender bend mashup.

edited 7th Sep '15 12:02:26 PM by pillowmantis

Why is a yam attacking me?

((@Herobrine: Is there a reason why my last post didn't get mentioned in the update?))

I focus in on Tabbune again, without their liquid coating, my less standard senses are having a easier time understanding the situation. "Ah, so that's the problem. It looks sort of like they're... Possessed by something?" "Ooh, an exorcism? We haven't had one of those in a while. Think I'll get to eat this one?" "How would I know? How about I let you have the next Minecraftian monster?" "Deal."

Even when we're so in-sync, it still feels off. I make a mental note to get Dusk a new body at some point, so that I can get around to solving my real problems.

Gleipnir forms a circle in front of me and fires a steam of electricly charged mana. The beam is weak, but should reveal any weakpoints Glitched Tabbune may have.

"Looking the blitz loop this planet to search way-" "Only my railgun can shoot it - I'm aiming now!~"

The Sergal Knight makes a mostly horizontal leap towards Glitched Tabbune, liable to land polearm first and foot-claws second. "Take this~"

33/150: Class Cards (Include) (+1 From Herobrine) "The Saber's refined, what about the others?" "Archer's next, just give me time."

6/??: Behemoth Cartridges (+1 from Shiny, +1 from Piono) "And the spell boosters?" "Are being made elsewhere."

The Candle BFS has burned down to a fourth, it's flame now wavering...

Talist, Shiny, and Piono get this turn's +1s.

edited 7th Sep '15 4:33:15 PM by The_Hyena_King

I'm back. Needed some time to adapt to a school schedule.

I quickly look around, checking where I am.

EMS Sharingan: 4/30

Let's see... The T Vtropes site says "Talist puts down sword, picks up pen...". So, I stab glitched Tabbune with my new pen. This blow proves far mightier than any sword slash.

Bookkeeping/exposition station: Got a resounding +1 total. Then +1 for each free. Jon Danger, Hyena_King, Infinty Ryujin

First Companion: 48/80 Willow: 63/() Stuff: Staff of Ysera, Healing Blues (in safe)

edited 7th Sep '15 7:04:39 PM by Talist

There's a Youtube Channel... I do some stuff with it...

I'll rummage through the remains of Metal Gear Rex to see if anything seems to be useable.

Training Partner 1: 54/200+ herobrine

W.I.B.W: 20/20 held

???: 1/?

• 1 to laitome, wyldx2

I enter the new monitor room and shug at feathered and the man in red before walking up to the monitor and plug my hardware i to it.

1+1 to tazz, jindra, and feathered

edited 9th Sep '15 10:50:17 AM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

Mallard: 90/125 (+1)
Walker: 27/200

+2 to Daydre, +1 to Inceptiond

Stoned!Engie FINALLY notices his missing legs.

"Dude... like... where's my legs..."
"You lost them AGAIN? What the ACTUAL hell is wrong with you?"
"...Pretty colours..."

I convert my spare head into a pair of legs (wait what), attach them to Stoned!Engie, then the two of us wander into the Monitor room. Well... By wander, I mean one of us does the Gangnam Style dance into the room while the other one Moonwalks in and leans over like Michael Jackson, all while Benny Lava song is playing.

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

RED Team 40/100

6/500 Ah yes... Painkiller. Now that is really something.

+2 to Jondanger23, +1 to Piono

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

I aim Heatwave at Glitched!Tabbune, taking aim as I close one eye.

"Arm Shot! Leg Shot! Chest Shot! Head Shot!"

With a few stylish twirls of Heatwave between shots, I fire off four shots. Contrary to their names, the damage is absolutely PITIFUL. However, the Arm Shot debuffs attack, the Leg Shot debuffs speed, the Chest Shot debuffs defence, and Head Shot debuffs reflexes and perception.

Release Restraint Alpha 14/20 "I guess I'll give you some breathing room. Wouldn't want to make this TOO boring, now would we?"

Awakening: ???? 43/50 with all boosts. "It's nearly time...hope you're ready for a world of hurt, courtesy of my new techniques! Be glad, you're going to be my first target practice dummy for them."

• 3 to Sacred.

Opening my handbag: 35/50 (Hyena)

A weapon: 10/50

I set up a lightning rod to absorb one of the chains from Tabunne's attack. The electricity is stored in a battery, which I then throw back at Tabunne.

• 2 to Tazz, +1 to Hyena

edited 8th Sep '15 8:17:20 AM by ShinyCottonCandy

SoundCloud

Using the power of pure Gibus, i summon the N00bsword.

Upon hit, chance to Noobify. When Noobifyed,the effected entity takes damage over time (200-500). Every two points of damage dealt becomes a N00b. ((2dmg 1hp)) N00b alignment is dependent on the wielder's. Can be upgraded. i then proceed to stab Tabbune with the Noobsword.

20/20 N00bsword 1+ from jon

12/35 N00b airship 1+ from jon

2+ to jon 1+ to piono

edited 8th Sep '15 3:50:46 PM by battlefury13

R E A L S H I P S

...Anti...... v

Q&A

• Net: I'd.... actually like to see you try that.
• Piono: Ok.
• Hyena: ....Really?.... Dang. I'll add that this one.
• Pastry: Welcome!
• Battle: To confirm. - Every hit either does 200-500 damage? What is the N00b thing?

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TBA - In the morning.

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"Quote of the Night"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyWVgu2cmEE

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Can you believe it's week 2, and I still don't have a full schedule? Labor day... Ruins everything.

edited 8th Sep '15 9:31:59 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

Explanation post. The N00bs act as summons, and the 200-500 damage is the variation for the damage over time. As mentioned, every 2 points of damage inflicted by the Noobify effect creates a noob (1hp,2atk), with every 5 of damage from an(quick action, not counting charged or x000th posts))attack becoming an noob.

R E A L S H I P S

a bloodied lamb leg rises unceremoniously from the ground 0/30

edited 9th Sep '15 1:22:22 PM by zeebrewmaster

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.

DESTROY THE GODMODDER 0RIGINS IS LIVE.

ERROR! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!

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Destroy the Godmodder 0rigins is part of the 'main' series of DTG games over at Minecraft Forums (TV Tropes is officially a canon spinoff in the grand scheme of things), and it's how the Godmodder got to where he is now. OK, how he got to HERE specifically is more complicated than what this game will cover, but it shows this guy's rise to the Omega Plus Godmodding rank that makes him so dangerous here (among other things).

ERROR! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!

TGWLH: 20/?

A Ms!: 13/100

NC: 5/300

Freedom over Oppression: 14/50

Independence through Force: 14/60

Hail to the King of Feraligatrs! Shameless advertising

Meh, will not join. Can't think of any other characters but Aspects of Unity, and aiding Richard and then knocking his face in in the future seems contradictory. TV Tropes version seems less complex, as well.

edited 10th Sep '15 5:21:51 PM by SacredSpirit123

It's kinda complicated, but DTG Zero takes place before any of the other DTG's, so nobody knows what Richard has planned yet, barring time travel shenaninanananomachinessoninanigans.

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

i cannot believe i forgot again

Akantor: 13/75

Lance: 4/5

until i bother to check where we are i shoot at a PG's eye

And then there was silence

I walk into the warehouse.

Did you guys know there was a gift shop in here? I spent like a week there, it's awesome. Anyways, who needs killings?

I watch as a glitched Tabbune is tearing crap through the players.

I have several questions.

Alright. So, if my guess is correct, which I really hope not, Tabbune has gone crazy and now we need to beat him. Alright, I really hope I've got that right, otherwise I'm going to feel like a complete ***hole.

I pull out a stinger missile and prepare it.

Okay, just need to aim down the aiming... thing and fire.

I narrow my eyes and fire. But now before I get some useful advice from Crane.

   You're to *beep* up some way, I know it.   

Inventory: Peanut, Righty and Lefty, two pistol, 27x grenades, binoculars, shotgun, Fear Gas, 10x syringes, missiles and signal.

edited 13th Sep '15 7:04:28 AM by TheSpinoGuy

Okay guys, we appear to be having technical difficulties. Hopefully we can get things fixed soon, but just in case herobrine ends up having to be gone for a while or (heaven forbid) abdicate, is there anyone here willing to act as a substitute/new GM

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?