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You, Get Me Coffee

I missed the opportunity to get one this morning, and now my head's killing me. Bring me a nice warm cup, if you can.

Rewards: 100XP, and £1.16 towards the coffee.

edited 2nd Jun '15 8:42:55 AM by Bisected8

TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer

Eh, sure...

MAC AND ME

I need 2 Quarter Pounders with Cheese and a Large Fry. I'm hungry, but cannot go there on my own.

• Recieve: 1 Coupon with Code Written on it (For Quest Only)

AWARD: $20 ($8 for the Mission, $12 for you); 100 EXP; +20 with the Walley Faction

edited 2nd Jun '15 9:24:15 AM by DingoWalley1

Quest failed. A random speed trap caught me and the ticket was super effective against my wallet.

Write our way to victory

Write my English essay.

Rewards: 1,000 exp, $20, and enough coffee and cheese to kill a whale.

For such a great amount of coffee and cheese I shall accept the quest!

Cleansing the Realm

I enjoy leaving my house to go for walks but lately a large number of Upstanding Citizens have entered the nearby lands. It makes me far too worried to go walking, please clear them out.

• Kill 6 Upstanding Citizens

Rewards: +4000XP, $10, -300 Reputation: Commoners, Silken Handkerchief (+3 Dexterity)

edited 2nd Jun '15 3:52:44 PM by Laithelryn

Declined. As a Blood Knight, I only fight worthy opponents.

Be my Gym-buddy

I am a warrior in need of shield-brothers to help me train for battle. By "warrior" I mean "flabby, easily-winded couch potato" and by "battle" I mean "being able to run a couple of miles without collapsing."

• 2 mile run warmup
• 45 minutes in weight room

Rewards: +1 CON; +2 STR; 500 XP

edited 2nd Jun '15 2:32:22 PM by GutstheBerserker

Accept

Clockmaker Build me a clock out of wood

Reward 500 gold and a silver shield

wisdom, hope, courage, love, peace, willpower

... No! Go to a professional.

MARRIAGE PROPOSAL (For Women-PC's Only)

Will you marry me?

Reward: +1,000 EXP., +100 Relation with Dingo Walley, -200 Relation with Every Other Male Character, -200 Relation with Female Characters attracted to Female Characters, +1 Diamond Ring

edited 2nd Jun '15 3:26:27 PM by DingoWalley1

I would be happy to serve as your minister, but I'm not ordained.

That takes the cake

My cake has been stolen by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude(ette) to rescue it?

Rewards: A slice of cake and my eternal gratitude (expressed via a hug).

edited 2nd Jun '15 3:46:56 PM by Bisected8

TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer

Most definitely! Have at you ninjas! Huzzah!

Verdant Monstrosity

A mighty weed in my garden has grown to nigh treelike proportions, I need a group of brave adventures to assist me in cutting it down.
This quest is recommended for a group of two or more adventurers.

• Defeat the Colossal Weed

Rewards: +6000XP, $50, Enchanted Secateurs (+5 Strength, +5 Dexterity, +d8 damage against plants)

edited 2nd Jun '15 3:57:29 PM by Laithelryn

But of course. Let me recruit my brother the sorcerer...

Crunch Time

My finals are coming up, and I'm so worried about them I made myself sick, so now I can't go. Can you take them for me?

Rewards: +2 INT, +$30, +35 with the "Tojin" faction.

“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert

I will attempt the quest but I do not know if it is within my abilities as I am not sure what you are to be tested on.

Stew of Legends

My cousin has challenged me to a cooking contest, I intend to crush them by cooking a Glorious Stew. Knowing this they have sent their allies to deprive me of ingredients, many have been destroyed and others stolen. They even managed to steal my ladle! I require a valiant adventurer to bring me the necessary ingredients.

• Collect 3 cardamom pods
• Collect a ginger root
• Defeat 6 ingredient thieves and collect their carrots
• Defeat the ingredient thief commander and recover Laithelryn's Ladle

Rewards: +500XP, +200 Reputation: Laithelryn, 2x Bowls of Glorious Stew, Recipe: Lesser Stew

edited 4th Jun '15 3:03:56 PM by Laithelryn

I'm on it! Anything to help a fellow chef!

Lipstuck

My favourite tube of lipstick seems to have disappeared. Could you find me a replacement?

• 1xTube of Green Lipstick

Rewards: 1,000XP and a freshly baked loaf of bread.

TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer

Why not?

The Fanboy Plushie

OMG! I LOST MY XION PLUSHIE! This is TERRIBLE! Like, worse than stealing forty cakes! You must retrieve her—I mean it—her—whatever, get the plushie back for me through whatever means necessary, up to and including orbital strike.

Rewards: 10000 EXP, 10000 Gold, a free copy of Kingdom Hearts 358 Days Over 2.

edited 4th Jun '15 4:28:54 PM by TooManyIdeas

please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?

Mission accepted. Orbital strike initiated.

Help me move

I am in search of mighty champions to help me move my stuff across town. Must have access to a car and/or teleportation device.

Rewards: +1 STR, +1000 XP, +1 Ale from your tavern of choice, +1 Token of Friendship

edited 5th Jun '15 8:49:16 AM by GutstheBerserker

I suppose I could accept this quest, I have no teleportation device though.

Tomes of Knowledge

I would like a new set of encyclopedias, mine are all but falling apart. I have tried to acquire a new set but it seems such things have become quite scarce.

• Collect a complete set of encyclopedias

Rewards: +4000XP, +$500, 20x Old Encyclopedias (each grants XP to a chosen skill), +2 INT, +1 WIS

Sure I'm down

Secret Room

There is a mysterious room I found in my house and I need help to explore it

Reward +300 XP, +200 Gold, +15 Food, An Iron Hatchet

edited 6th Jun '15 5:02:40 PM by elecyan

wisdom, hope, courage, love, peace, willpower

Neat, but I better not die in here man.

This is a Robbery

Put your hands in the air and give me your wallet, or I'm going to stab you.

REWARDS: +100 EXP., +/- 0 Damage, -1 Wallet

edited 6th Jun '15 5:22:55 PM by DingoWalley1

I decline. Have at you!

Necromancer's Apprentice

A thread I am extremely fond of seems less lively than it was, can you help me perform a ritual so that it might live again?

• Clear the graveyard of guards
• Collect two sets of black robes
• Recover the Tome of Resurrection
• Collect an emerald of power
• Participate in the ritual of renewal

Rewards: +2000XP, Dark Tome (+5 Intellect, +3 Constitution, Casts Animate Dead III twice per day), -300 Reputation: Guards

edited 20th Jun '15 12:29:36 AM by Laithelryn

Eh, sure.

Live Fire Testing

I built a new war machine today, but I haven't tested it yet. Go kill some bandits for me, would you kindly?

• Requirement: 25x Blood-Stained Bandit Mask

Reward: Reaper Heavy Walker

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

Declined, I will gladly help test your ordnance but I am not touching their filthy blood-soaked apparel.

Shiny Emeralds Part I: A Shiny New Emerald

I would like a new shiny emerald, please retrieve one for me! ^_^

• Collect an emerald

Reward: +400XP, +$200, +20000 Reputation: Laithelryn

edited 8th Jul '15 8:49:39 PM by Laithelryn

Sounds good to me. I'll head to the mine.

Sidequest: Farming Work.

"Spring had just came in, and I need these fields cleared and towed, might you help me?"

Reward: 1,000 XP, 1,000 Gold and eight potatoes.

edited 21st Jun '15 3:06:49 PM by TheFarmboy

It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!

Ooh, potatoes! Yes 'um!

• Yes I have a quest for you: Lend me fifty talans.

REWARD: 100 Adventuring Points; the satisfaction of helping a fellow adventurer who's down on his luck.

edited 21st Jun '15 3:17:04 PM by dvorak

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!

What's a Talans? I don't have that. Maybe I'm in the wrong Questing area...

An Offer You Can't Refuse

I need you to take your friend down to the docks, and "Keep him quiet", you understand?

''REWARDS: +1000 EXP, +100 Relations with the Mob, +$125,000, +1 Handgun, +1 Pair of Gloves

Very well. He won't be a problem any longer...

• I've had a really bad day and a taco would pick me right up. Grab me a combo from Taco Bell please. And a Diet Coke.
• $10 towards objective.

Reward: +10 Karma, 30 EXP, +25 Relationship: Dvorak

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!

Accepted. I was heading out for a taco anyway.

But Can It Run Crysis?

I have recently *ahem* acquired some components to build myself a PC. I am searching for adventurers with the technical-savvy to assemble the parts.

• Assemble the hardware
• Install relevant software
• Ensure optimal cable management

Requirements: 16 INT; 12 DEX

Rewards: +750 XP; +250 GP; +1 Tool Kit

edited 22nd Jun '15 10:50:07 AM by GutstheBerserker