The most generic flamewar

Mentions the EU referendum in Great Britain. Just that. That's all that's needed to start a flame war.

Decides to say that they made the right choice. Clearly an American with no idea of British politics.

Call the UK various demeaning word for their decision.

Denounces this poster, with complete sincerity and rationality.

Insults you like a typical Internet I-think-with-my-pork-sword level genus.

Statement of me obviously having way higher educationnthan you

End it with "Yo Mama" "joke"

edited 24th Jun '16 8:37:28 PM by Blackie

The OP starts a thread about his unpopular opinion, then gets ganged up on for being contrary to the norm.

Posts a picture of a large penis from somewhere on the Internet. Claims it's his.

Call disgusting for posting a penis when there is a wide variety of female sexual organs that need to be posted.

Homoerotically flirts with

Starts to bug you about not posting said female sex organs sooner.

Make a bunch of intentional logical fallacies, wait to get quoted, then quickly edit my post to say something entirely different and ask the guy who quoted me why he's responding to stupid things I never said.

Posts condescending picture of Grumpy Cat, apropos of nothing and completely oblivious to the thousands of other posts in the topic.

Drags topic back to UK referendum, whether anyone wanted it there or not, and compares David Cameron to King James II, for running away with his tail between his legs.

Grumpy cat sums up the mood in Great Britain.

Drag this thread back to discussing female sexual organs and creepily compare various celeb's ones with each other.

I quote my opponent and argue by dissecting his post, one point at a time.

Posts attack helicopter copypasta.

Has sex with an attack helicopter, immediately regrets that decision.

I have taken the thumps in my own thread to heart and have decided to lower my standards. Instead of complaining when people post in a way that does not fit my original vision, I will individually congratulate users who post in accordance with it over PM. Now for the in-character post:

An extremely long post whose topic and point are unclear as the poster appears to not be a native English speaker.

Conceited poster mocking the above poster's education.

Posts annoying overused meme, then calls it the epitome of memes.

Slight alteration of overused meme. Claims it to be a wholly original joke.

Begins to to shoehorn in product placement, despite not getting any money from the products I'm shilling.

Post containing a set of arrows meant to designate a certain post. Abbreviation declaring the post to be too wordy for my limited attention span. Declares the poster to be wrong regardless. Derogatory term for a sexual preference which does not match said poster's known profile.

posts links to adult videos saying this is 's mom

Graphically detailed threats of torture aimed at the preceding poster and their extended family, especially their little hamster.