Gives an inspiring speech with no actual content or suggested action/goal.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."Gets annoyed with the grammatical errors in the said speech and calls poster an idiot. Makes similarly erroneous corrections.
edited 9th Jun '16 2:52:29 AM by Jamiester
ACCOUNT NO LONGER USED. *straps on jetpack*Declares the Bernie Sanders is gonna lose because he's Jewish.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."Correctly points out that there were no grammatical errors since I pay specific attention to such things, then calls the other poster a moron and corrects every error they made.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."Grammar Nazi and Godwin's Law gets thrown around.
Random pointless bitching.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."Responds with similar level of bitchiness.
ACCOUNT NO LONGER USED. *straps on jetpack*Complains about the previous posters' bitching in an equally bitchy manner.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Complains about the three previous posters' bitching in a surprisingly not-bitchy manner.
Attack Helicopter Copypasta.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!100 Pictures of Pasta copied from various places, with various insults from Gordon Ramsay beneath each one.
edited 10th Jun '16 11:14:39 AM by TheOneWhoTropes
Keeper of The Celestial FlameI blame every social problem on the opposing political party or faction, while completely ignoring the flaws of my own side.
edited 10th Jun '16 4:12:25 PM by AHI-3000
Agrees with the above and adds smug hypocritical comments.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."Posts rant in favor of presidential candidate. The rant is so filled with spelling errors, logical fallacies, and blatantly incorrect facts that it convinces several people in the thread to not vote for the candidate
Posts long rant comparing Donald Drumpf (he's called that all the way through) to Adolf Hitler.
Keeper of The Celestial FlameGets into a lecture as to how the past does not dictate the future. And how Drumpf is the best thing since the invention of of Nutella.
ACCOUNT NO LONGER USED. *straps on jetpack*Claims that all anime except Sword Art Online is shit.
I am procastrinating, but not excessively I think.Admits to shipping Pinecest
Now known as Cyber ControllerPosts porn of weird fetishes.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Berates for low quality of the videos.
Shamelessly plugging my stupid webcomics!Badly written bait intended to offend and enrage almost every category of people who will read this.
One of the few that are not included in the offended categories but take the bait anyway for social justice.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?Obnoxious laughing onomatopoiea, followed by long string of emotes and a declaration of the stupidity of every poster in the thread except me for falling to 'failtrolls' that makes me look like a massive prick.
edited 11th Jun '16 3:36:28 AM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."Good shit copypasta for .
I am procastrinating, but not excessively I think.
Tells that tinfoil hats have been proved to increase reception of Government frequencies, then posts a rant about how ancient societies actually COULD make those things, thank you very much.
Makes incredibly vulgar comment in reference to page-topping.
edited 9th Jun '16 2:15:50 AM by TheOneWhoTropes
Keeper of The Celestial Flame