Student of Story
The scout gave me a baseball! I would have appreciated it a lot more if not for the fact that he was trying to hit me in the head with a line drive. 
The Absolute Madman
This guy gave me his weird vest.
"We be we baby!"
Raven gave me an interesting book. Thanks!
Dost thou question the power of thys pimp hand?
New Slick-Pair-o-Shades™. Now I too can look like a jackass while wearing them indoors.
"Do you think that has anything to do with you downloading over 700 gigs of pornography on here?"
At the heart of the world...
This weird, long-tongued pony gives me a thing of Bubble Tape.
Now we are weird, long-tongued buddies.
Divine Burden
She gave me nightmares.
And tiny ponies
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
A sword in the stomach.
Into Oblivion
Himself. I'll hug him forever.
please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?
An Organization XIII cloak.
Don't Try It
Dost thou question the power of thys pimp hand?
The gift of charity. As per true intentions of charity's, I will give 5% of my earn profit to a charity.
"Do you think that has anything to do with you downloading over 700 gigs of pornography on here?"
Fly Air Madeline
An ant farm. Thanks, I guess.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
A pillow. So cozy! 
A matching pair of sunglasses. Thanks!
"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."
Cursed with bad timing and hiatuses
Mushu gave me gong. Thanks I guess?
That construct literally gave me a fist fulla loightnin'.
Uh... kay... had to cut it off after he decked me with it, but...
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Don't Try It
Some sort of chemical compound. Is it corrosive?
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Divine Burden
A knife to the back.
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
Asgore Adopts Noelle
As far as I can tell, the character gave me an evil glare.
Into Oblivion
A plushie of himself. D'aaaawww.
please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?
A neat weapon. Awesome!
Stop Killing My Titles
A sickle.
Huh. This will come in handy. Appreciated.
grah
Some variation of a salute.
It's the little things that matter.
Also, next guy, here, have an obscenely powerful superweapon. Yes, me here and me over in the avatar box are the same guy.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Jer gets all the girls
Well, I guess I get an obscenely powerful superweapon, then. Now what'm I supposed to do with it??
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Describe what it is and whether you appreciate it.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.