Do you have any advice for the above Avatar? Should they stop smoking? Buy more sensible shoes? Stop it with the mass murder? for starters:
Adserver, get a job!
Jer gets all the girls
Wash your mouth out with soap!
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
PINNACLE OF MAN
You're no longer a criminal, stop looking at money with glee.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Red Like Santa
Ken'll kill you. Leave him alone.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Don't step on the flowers.
Hey, stop driving little girls into despair to gain energy for your species!
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
The Absolute Madman
Stop striking poses on the battlefield and save Zelda!
"We be we baby!"
PINNACLE OF MAN
Don't do your mom.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
The Absolute Madman
Ken is getting a boner looking at your human disguise. Bail out man! Bail out!
"We be we baby!"
Jer gets all the girls
Look, mate, whatever you're planning to do, it's probably not a good idea, so...
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
PINNACLE OF MAN
Stop drinking.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Red Like Santa
Stop being so psycho!
Now known as Cyber Controller
Don't let Yang stay cooped up in her room!
General Toffee Of Septarsis
Colored armor is overrated. Stick to using black, grey or white.
"Have you learned nothing?..."
420$ one meter tall plush goth battleship
You look too evil. Try smiling more pleasantly.
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
Red Like Santa
Watch out for rocks.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Try to keep your enemies at arm's length.
Treat your subjects well- not only do you get a good reputation, but you'll also have less chances of somebody betraying you.
...eheh
Red Like Santa
You should wear longer sleeves. Protects against bites.
Now known as Cyber Controller
The Absolute Madman
Yang, get yer boobens off of Weiss. Also, give Blake some cuddles. She needs them.
"We be we baby!"
Don't be so quick to anger. Don't get so steamed up when someone steals your bananas. Save that for if you find out that they have a sinister ulterior motive.
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
PINNACLE OF MAN
Consider training yourself and your subjects in speed, so you would outrun any ghostbusters.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Don't get too cozy...I hear that Humanity Is Infectious.
Red Like Santa
Acting like this is a good way to get overthrown.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Teller of secret stories.
Power is meaningless without a purpose.
I know the truth—darkness beats light. Visit my DA: I'll share my secrets stories with you.
The Absolute Madman
Don't spill any important secrets that may hurt our army.
"We be we baby!"
Wouldn't it be easier for you two to use magic spells instead of hundreds of different Magiswords? I think you guys should just stick with one.
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character