I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Bad Idea: Acting like the characters on Animaniacs.
Good Idea: Thinking your plans through.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
my current job
Bad Idea: Going with the bad idea after thinking your plans through.
Good idea: Playing keyboards in an 80s band.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Bad idea: Playing washboards in an '80s band.
Good idea: Making sure the trains always run on time.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
On this day, nothing was regretted.
Bad Idea: Doing such only for tourists and the nobility. (Mussolini did that)
Good Idea: Not looking directly at the sun.
Famous last words of many a kerbal: MOAR BOOSTERS!!!
A real bad hombre
Bad Idea: Having a staring contest with the Sun.
Good Idea: Memorizing your lines for a play.
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
The Absolute Madman
Bad idea: Having stage fright after memorizing your lines for said play
Good idea: Makin' bacon pancakes
"We be we baby!"
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Bad Idea: Making people pancakes.
Good Idea: Spending quality time with your wife.
Lovely Legilimens
Bad idea: Eating bread unearthed from an Egyptian tomb
Good idea: Voting wisely.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Jer gets all the girls
Bad Idea: Just writing DONKEY on the paper in huge letters
Good Idea: Making time for your friends while still being productive
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
The Absolute Madman
Bad idea: Spending time with your productive bossy friends.
Good idea: Fixing your car.
"We be we baby!"
The Scarlet Witch
Bad idea: Fixing your car by pounding the crap out of it.
Good idea: Getting a good night's sleep.
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
Too old for this
Bad idea: Pumping yourself full of drugs to be sure you won't have insomnia.
Good idea: Drink strong coffee in the morning after a short night.
Whatever your favourite work is, there is a Vocal Minority that considers it the Worst. Whatever. Ever!.
Dost thou question the power of thys pimp hand?
A good idea would be going to a Pink Floyd concert while on multiple different LSD packets.
A bad idea would to NOT go to a Pink Floyd concert while on multiple different LSD packets.
"Do you think that has anything to do with you downloading over 700 gigs of pornography on here?"
The Absolute Madman
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Bad idea: Drinking coffee after someone peed in it.
Good idea: Searching for a good used car online.
"We be we baby!"
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Bad Idea: Getting a Car from a shady character on Craigs List.
Good Idea: Learning how to play a forum game properly.
The Absolute Madman
Bad idea: Trolling on forum games with racist, sexist insults trying to convince people to come to Alan.
Good idea: Becoming a model
"We be we baby!"
Fly Air Madeline
Bad Idea: Becoming a model airplane. -shows character being thrown with his arms outstretched-
Good Idea: Hydrating when you're thirsty.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Bad Idea: drinking so much water you die of hypernatrimia (or however that's spelled).
Good idea: playing with a friendly dog.
Lovely Legilimens
Bad idea: Wrestling with a rabid dog.
Good idea: Relaxing at the beach.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
The Scarlet Witch
Bad idea: Getting sunburn from relaxing on the beach.
Good idea: Getting hugged by someone after a bad day.
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
La Lézarde
Bad Idea: Getting hugged by someone after a bad day after you got the aforementioned sunburn. Ouch.
Good Idea: Training for the Nintendo World Championship
"Pardon me, that extremely loud and extremely deep voice you may have just heard. It was me. Oh, it is such a long story..."
The Absolute Madman
Bad idea: Training for a professional barfing contest
Good idea: Screwing in a light bulb.
edited 13th May '15 5:50:46 PM by NegaKingKix
"We be we baby!"
Too old for this
Bad idea: Screwing a light bulb. I took the bait
Good idea: Bake cookies.
edited 13th May '15 5:54:08 PM by C105
Whatever your favourite work is, there is a Vocal Minority that considers it the Worst. Whatever. Ever!.
Bad Idea: Listening to music with the volume turned up so loud your eardrums implode
Good Idea: Watching Animaniacs
"Pardon me, that extremely loud and extremely deep voice you may have just heard. It was me. Oh, it is such a long story..."