Something something smithy
AHI-3000: Stabbed for tennis posting.
Something something Arena.
zbse: Gets hit in the head with a tennis ball, accidentally falling onto concrete, and breaking open his head.
The Scarlet Witch
AHI-3000: Gets bitten by various poisonous spiders, trapped in a coffin while falling off the Empire State Building.
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
Something something smithy
Princess Gwen: Betrayed by Ichigo Montoya and pushed down a flight of stairs.
Something something Arena.
zbse: Run over by a blind man driving a car.
AHI-3000: I am killed in action while fighting poachers. (I am a gorilla guerrilla after all.)
Part-Time Omen of Death
AHI-3000: Falls out of a very tall tree, hitting many branches on the way down.
Stupid doomed timeline...
Ozbourne: Lynched by an angry mob during a riot, which results in your whole city getting burned to the ground.
The Scarlet Witch
AHI-3000: Being burned alive while having leeches stuffed down your throat and your eyeballs removed with a scalpel.
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
Princess Gwen: A fire-breathing dragon kidnaps her, and then roasts and eats her alive.
AHI-3000: I drive my car off a cliff, descending into the ocean below in an epic fashion.
AHI-3000: I get buried alive, sharing the same grave as a dead horse.
edited 9th Feb '16 4:59:34 PM by AHI-3000
Red Like Santa
AHI-3000: Gets beaten to death by zombies after a failed attempt at necromancy.
Now known as Cyber Controller
hamza678: Shot with paintballs until he died.
edited 9th Feb '16 6:44:49 PM by InfinityRyujin
Something something smithy
Infinity Ryugin: Beaten to death by the Twilight fandom.
Something something Arena.
PINNACLE OF MAN
Arcada188: Abducted and murdered by Jurals.
edited 11th Feb '16 8:53:23 AM by gregnes2000
Red Like Santa
gregnes2000: Gets murdered by Rick Sanchez.
Now known as Cyber Controller
hamza678: Forced to walk into a nuclear waste dump, getting cancer and radiation poisoning in the process.
The man behind the slaughter
AHI-3000
Killed by Escaped Gorilla.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Superjohn: Had an unfortunate run-in with Sauron.
Infinity Ryujin: Thanks to a time travel mishap, he is cursed to keep getting killed in a freak accident, repeatedly in an infinite time loop.
Red Like Santa
AHI-3000:Murdered by angry apes.
Now known as Cyber Controller
hamza678: Forced to eat himself.
AHI-3000, Bolded 1, Black Mage Anolis, and The Great Duck: I shoot myself and the other three guys in a murder-suicide spree, for their failure to continue playing my game.