AHI-3000 Gets hit by the killing curse.
When life gives you lemons, burn life's house down with the lemons.
higurashimerlin: Forced to commit Suicide by Cop.
Singularity of Self Delusion
AHI-3000
Shot by a happy Imp exactly 3000 times.
Crane your neck and you shall see, the outside of reality.
Wixelt: Dropped from a helicopter, and then impaled on the Space Needle in Seattle.
edited 19th May '16 10:32:20 AM by AHI-3000
AHI-3000: Impaled multiple times with a rapier.
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
Infinity Ryujin: Trampled by a herd of buffalo.
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
The White Wolf: Eaten by a pack of Arctic wolves.
edited 22nd May '16 2:19:12 PM by AHI-3000
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
AHI-3000: Run over by katamari ball.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
The King Without a Kingdom
Omega Shadowcry: Eaten by a Parademon.
It's been 3000 years…
Weirdguy 149: Poisoned by kryptonite.
edited 16th Jun '16 5:55:54 PM by AHI-3000
Don't step on the flowers.
AHI-3000: Shot up by the gorilla on his profile picture.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
Revaryk: Climbed up all the way along the surface of the Burj Khalifa tower in Dubai, then jumped from the peak of the skyscraper. Also took a selfie showing pure terror on her face while falling.
edited 25th Aug '17 4:12:14 PM by AHI-3000
Hydraloonie
AHI-3000: Goes to disneyland picks a fight with mickey mouse who beats you to death cause under the mask is a mma fighter.
Progress has it's stepping stones.
Hydraloonie:Died from ingesting an entire bucket of Cocaine.
edited 25th Aug '17 5:20:20 PM by vjoi
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Not Sherlock Holmes
Vjoi: Impaled by a statue of Corvo.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Hydraloonie
Tales Of Under: A giant spider comes down from space and throws you out the window.
Progress has it's stepping stones.
Hydraloonie - Having a bridge literally dropped onto him.
why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
Mhazard, eaten by Oktavia.
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
NASCARLOVER 427: A simple heart attack...caused by the Cleveland Browns FINALLY making it to the AFC Championship and stunning everybody, but losing by a field goal in overtime. T-T
Half of Cleveland dies too.
Raspy Mink: Killed and turned into a fur coat.
AHI-3000: Crushed by an obese man who fell out of the sky.
why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
AHI-3000: Stabbed by his double and the double takes over his life.
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
NASCARLOVER 427: Comes face to face with a ninja, who says, "You Are Already Dead". His head falls off before the sensation of pain has time to strike.
edited 30th Aug '17 6:07:29 PM by RaspyMink
Hydraloonie
Raspy Mink: Is sent back in time so far she stops existing.
Progress has it's stepping stones.
higurashimerlin: Gets hanged, drawn, and quartered.